Marilyn Monroe Shoeer

Twenty-third working day

Today was a very very strange day.
Not in the sense of fun, but in the sense of "Something's wrong here".
At work, everything was creamy, like Jürgen would say.

We had today the hazardous material training. Each
The pharmacy staff learned how to deal with hazardous substances.
The tenor (= the key message) was that you do not hazardous substances:
eat, drink
,
mix
breathe
touch
tilt in nature,
and actually not at all should love it.
We all sat in the kitchen as a glimpse into Dr. Incredib threw.
Me: "Ahh, there he is boss, we go on strike.."
Dr. Incredib ". Soooo you're my candidate for today I ask you up tomorrow about the hazardous substances.."
Me: "Hmz"

He has got me there.
Later, he repeated that he wanted to consult me.
I think he was serious.

malochten We like animals. One moment. Today, we had only one box and 3 blue boxes. So we
Malochten as sloths or wombats, if anyone knows Wombats. The name alone sounds Wombat already in class. So we malochten Wombatse as if Wombatse is the plural of Wombat.

Lunch:
steak with potato wedges and Dumplings.
The meat was so disgusting. I would almost have to break. Well, I ate habs, but it was disgusting. And I had to break it either. Was dependent only said so.
Jan had beef roll. Which was also disgusting.

After lunch we came to the following situation.
Thomas (of which we incorporated added): "Jan traveling, sometimes ask the truck to the gate."
Jan: "Can I do that?"
Thomas. "Not really, but here are the keys."
Jan: "Alright."
Jan went with me to the truck, we got on. January turned on the engine.
suddenly came running up Thomas, ripped the door: "What do you do the why the engine maaaan."
Jan and I looked at us blankly.
Jan: "Should we move to the gate or what?"
Thomas: "maaaaan Why are you doing to the engine?"

short time later, Thomas told us that his boss was standing behind our truck.
Thomas can not simply give away the truck keys. He would have Get worse.
He got a little scared and so we tried to ride in the shit, so he gets no hassle.
But if nothing happens. Everything went well. We are not offended or anything.

As punishment, we have adhered to Thomas scooter a shield.
"Gay on Board" and including 3 heart. He now has
it.

Today was the former boss there. She sat in the kitchen. Hans wished to go imagine.
addition to the old boss was Dr. Incredib.
He saw Jan and then made the "I see you" - characters.
(He led the index and middle fingers to the eyes, only to show in a very rapid, forceful movements with the index finger on Jan.)
January I got to meet very puzzled. wanted
He was a little intimidated and did not know what the boss.
He suggested the motion be malignant.
Later that day the boss was friendly again. No idea what he wanted to achieve with "I see you".

The working day was thus actually from quite good and also funny.

I just had AZV (-> 1.5 hours earlier closing time) and wanted to go home.
On the way to the tram stop, a bus passed me, which I could drive it. I ran after. At the bus stop shortly after I arrived by bus.
I was about 1.5 meters behind the driver's door when the driver closed the door and drove off.
sheer rage, I wanted to connect to the bus.
I have entered against it. Unfortunately, against the right tail light. The real
keep nothing from these things. What I mean is that now a bus without rumfährt right taillight. At least I'm
gespurtet then again shortly, as the bus driver stopped again. I was not prepared. Then I wanted

in the VRR shop. I wanted to subscribe to me a ticket 1000th
wife: "The issue today is not today is too full.."
I ". Ehhm What is this I can surely take out a subscription How ridiculous is that?."
wife: "No, today is doing too much."
Me: "I would now like to have but Ticket 1000 and ready. Customer is king. Do they know something is not? "
wife:" Since they are always dependent on our buses, I am now just Lower Austrian Come back tomorrow or is empty "I
". What to do? The fat is ne complaint "
wife. Pfff. Today, containing much to do. "

I'm me not decided to complain.
I got lurking just the woman and bring loppe them after work.
is They regret ME to want to reject as a customer.
bitch.
(bitch in this case is an insult. It is probably no bitch. Married, two children, I would appreciate.)

Well, at least she gets a the mouth.
Our boss always says: "If it is not normal then by force.."

tomorrow.

Laundry Disneyland Paris

Twenty-working

Hello and a wonderful day to you all. How you look, I've
excellent mood today.
(I wonder just what you shall see that. Therefore I tell you. I have excellent mood)
Now you ask yourselves why I am now so much delight in the world.
I'll tell you. And it now. Right now:
Today there was content.
The first salary.
And how many were there?
This question I answer.
! There was € 489.49!
are therefore for 40 € more than I expected. Hach yes, life has meaning again.
Jan and I were happy all day and nothing could spoil our mood. Also Jan
than about 0.5 liters of Coke spilled on the table, we could only laugh.
short time later I spilled cocoa drink 0.23 liters. (Umgs-spr.: cocoa [. Umgs-spr -> {colloquially colloquially -> German normal}]) and it did not bother me.
Even as someone today the evil "as such" errors, made it took me one bit from the rest.
brief explanation of the "as such" phenomenon.
"As" is used when two things are different and they are compared:
(My head is bigger than yours, I have a water head.)
"Like" used is when two things are the same / similar and they are compared: (.. My head looks like yours seems you are also a forceps delivery)


For the very clever, "How" comes to the positive, "As" is after the comparative.

Author's note: I do not have a water head, nor am I a forceps delivery. That was just an example to get you to explain the phenomenon. This is not a blog about water heads or forceps deliveries, if someone has landed on the Internet looking for a blog about water heads or forceps deliveries to the site. Thank you!

Today, we were immediately admonished several times but to collect even the blue and red boxes.
Jan: "We always make very sure that we take the boxes."
Mrs P: "If that were the case, the boxes were here."
Rummer door slammed to. January
looked puzzled and then imitates a bird should represent the woman P..
On the whole we let ourselves today to start discussions.

If we were talking and someone disagreed with us today, we broke that person: ".. This should be no discussion here, this was a civil official arrangement and not a discussion point"

were therefore done for 90% of the issues.
Some senior physicians naturally wanted to happen rather listen to reason.
These could be then calm of Kimberly and Stacy.
(For more information about the actions of Stacy and Kimberly they receive when they join the Premium Club)

Later I got a conversation with two women. I think that virtually all conversations take place between women, too.
The first woman is mentioned in the following two women, the second woman to be named women's first

Woman 2: "Oh .. oh Duuuuu diiiir How are you."
Woman 1: "Och jaaa najaaaa it geeeeht.."
Woman 2: ".. Joaaar at miiiir aaaaauch The weather bothers me."
Woman 1: "You are quite blässchen around the nose."
Woman 2: "... Oh yeah yeah Hach Former Jajaaaa."
Woman 1: "My son is .'re Still sick, "
Woman 2:" Really? Oh yeah. But is the much better "
Woman 1:". Jajaaa. It goes like this. You I must go on. Tschüssiiii "
Woman 2:" Ciaoiiiii. Until the day again. "

Strangely, the women have changed, despite a relatively long maintenance time very little information.
Perhaps call this the reason why women for hours.
Man (n) do not know. By the way, I feel the spelling of" Man ( n) ". a most ridiculous
Then you can still write the same:" ".
Just because" man homophonic man "and" man ", same sounding subject, the need's not any of these absolutely unpleasant quality joke Please stop.. It's not funny!
I just "Man (n) is written out of sheer provocation.

talked Towards the end of Jan and I are about the life of Goethe.
Since we are both highly educated young men, we did not know the right answer.
(This ... sentence was illogical [false causality])
So we asked for on the wards and in the pharmacy
Since we could not answer the question precisely, we looked on the internet
The best answers to the stations.

doctor: " Sun at 1900th "
Ehhhm, exactly. The famous Goethe's poems," Oh my dear industrialization "and" Today I drive train "are so widely known.

sister: "About the Middle Ages"

The Middle Ages covers a good 1,000 years. 500 - 1500th AD, is understood
As Goethe was born in 1749, this brilliant response was even wrong.
If this sister but only adds to the time period.
suggestions:
"Approximately between Caesar and Hitler."
"Approximately between glacial and computer time."
"Approximately between big bang and end of the world."
But that was the good sister, of course.

At the pharmacy we asked the boss.
Normally I would now maintain the illusion that he is full of knowledge, but the situation was too funny.

Me: "Oh boss know it when Goethe was born?"
Dr. Incredib: "Ehm, yes, uh, uh, well, uh, so 1630th"
Jan: "Eeeeeeh, almost."
Dr. Incredib: "The was 80 years or so."
Me: "Yes, he was born in 1749."
Jan: "And he died 1832nd"
Dr. Incredib ". But the moment is not gonna work then he would be 202 years.." I
: "????"
Jan: "???"
Dr. Incredib ". Why are you so stupid looks from 1630 to 1832 are exactly 202 years."
Me: "Ehhm, boss, we have just said that he was born 1749 and died in 1832, these are exactly 83 years.."
Dr. Incredib. "Yes, and I say, that he was born in 1630 and was over 80. Thus he died about 1710, "
Jan:". They want lies the Internet, "Dr.
Incredib:" Snip snap. Do you want to say I'm lying? "

thus had already won the boss again.
So who won the best once again.

tomorrow!

Wedding Reception Table Ideas With Rose Petals

Twenty-first working day

This is a chance Homepage
send the page to your 15 friends and your dearest wish come true.
Send the page is blue to 20 of your friends and your ICQ flower.
(Yeah, it turns blue!)
send the page to 25 of your friends and your genitals (Donnerlunte, lout, phallus .... you know what you mean - Knick Knack) is as large as you want.
(ONLY if you're a guy. If it does not just grow your breasts, or your brain ... buuuuh, shit Tim, shame)

If you send this page is not on, you will visit the disaster.
Your friend / in is ill with syphilis and the internet is irrevocably deleted from your computer.
! Yes the internet is DELETED!
ALSO
Use your chance and get down to the Internet.

now to this day:
Today we drove the Al-cart racing.
downhill. With
relegate, shoving and other unfair means. A winner could not
be determined. Unofficially, a certain Tim was determined to be winners, but you can not say more accurate. At the moment I do not know how to describe this race you better. I still try again.

buzz buzz, bang, bääng, boom, squeak, brfztzg, buzz
Get it?

Today, unfortunately, little happened. Therefore, I would imagine the two characters rumlungern at the hospital.
There are two one-euro jobs, caring for the shrubs and the lawn. More or less.
Actually, the two just stand around all day.
The woman looks at her phone and the guy staring at the woman.
, woman, I hear all the time woman. THIS is not a woman. This is a monster or something.
type description of the woman / monster: small, rounded body bare, shaved hair, the forehead is a strand of bleached hair, goggle eyes. The

just looks to shoot. A face like the night: not so black, but so ugly.
Type Description Type: relatively large, ugly, glasses, thin, white, funny
The two are really awesome.
YOU ARE GERMANY

Lunch: Pasta with Bolognese Sauce
The noodles were soft butter, but in a negative sense. The sauce was watery
, but in a negative sense.
The grated cheese was disgusting, but in a negative sense. In the large
and all the food was bad today.
I was not too happy. 5 +. Eating the worst there ever was.
I repeat: that there was jeeeemals.
And we eat there already for 21 days!

Today we have one referee for Jan's and my disagreement discovered.
Dr. Incredib
it is not, but a computer.

So we helped the Internet today, the exact conversion from week to learn to PS (1.34) and that the old Formula One points system (10 6 4 3 2 1) and new (10 8 6 5 4 3 2 1 ) is. Then we
argued about who has the biggest brain. The Internet
said Dr. Incredib.
The size of the brain is but not proportional to the IQ (The word proportional I will not explain)
The brain of a sperm whale is 6 times as large as the human brain. DasPottwal brain is at least twice as large as Dr. Incredibs brain.
Who has the highest IQ? The Internet
said Dr. Incredib
Every question we asked was from the Internet, "Dr. Incredib" answered.
We began to suspect that the head of the Internet manipulated in order to present themselves in a better light. He is so awesome.

Long Live Dr. Incredib,
until tomorrow.

How To Get Free Poptropica Cridits

Twentieth working

It's Monday
Herne - 6.45 clock - the hair has
Bochum - 7.30 clock - the hair has

Today we woke up to 7.50 clock in front of closed doors. The person who has the keys were just not working, or were late for work. At 8:30
clock we missed the head then a run and asked what we had done for one hour.
Ankackerei After 5 minutes, he laughed and we understood that he was only kidding ourselves.
Then we made our morning work. Around noon we drove

by truck to the hospital. These are only a few meters, but you go have preferred to run as. Below
was taught just the cesspool of the kitchen. The
throw their food scraps as more pure, let gaar the two weeks and then it is exhausted. The
stiiiinkt. As in the sewage treatment plant. Not that I apologize in sewage treatment plant was .... although ...
During project week, I once had a broken arm and was allowed in any sports project.
Then I "lakes and water - pH and other cool stuff" done. Bullshit.
We were on the last day of the sewage treatment plant. This also has stunk crass.
Back to topic.
It stunk so. Actually, I now wanted to write something like "alla preneur".
do you mean something like "its best". Unfortunately, I had never
French and therefore do not know how to write it, or whether the word even exists.

invented Then Jan and I each a Alter-ego.
The word alter-ego has to do a temporary Bedeutung.Hat So nothing to with age.
It comes from Latin and means second self.

Jan -> Kimberly Kimberly
is silly, handsome, black hair (like Tomb Raider), model and sets a high value on physical appearance

Tim -> Stacy Stacy is also
bitchy, blonde and has an updo. She has always afraid that her Harre be wet ("Ahhh, I'll get more hair."

Stacy and Kimberly are both in love with Ed. Ed is you probably known as Dr. Incredib.
The two cute mice are jealous of the other women in the pharmacy and are therefore 100% of confrontation.
Stacy and Kimberly unfortunately can not work in the pharmacy.
"Ahhh, my fingernails! Ahhh!" Perhaps in future it will
hear more of the two.
Unless we forget that they exist. (! Quite possible and even likely)

Lunch:
Gyros with Kräuterdipp and potatoes
Note: 4 - The
Kräuterdipp was full of parsley. Actually, it was only
parsley.
Baaar.
January it was delicious.
He was so happy that his brain could not even say it tastes bad.
This part of the brain was virtually shut down, ate as January
Kimberly and Stacy have eaten nothing.

opposite end of the day Jan Habenicht eingespert on a pallet.
Around him, I built Holzpallisaden that are normally placed on the pallet to secure the packages.
I built this Holzpallisaden high about 2 meters, so that Jan would not everything came out. Then I
with David (colleague from the camp, who writes occasionally on this page Comments) thrown old cardboard boxes into it.

Dr. Incredib just laughed.
Yeah, apparently he likes us.

That's it for today.
I go then write s wanted the report for the school-Sucks page. The fact
do not continue. (Victory for Tim)
until tomorrow

Oscar Fish Eye Diseases

special edition

IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT!

How to recognize the success of a project?
Exactly, the number of imitators.

When I finally come. After just 24 days there is the first civilian-Sucks-clone in the short history of my page.
Two individuals named Daniel and Nicholas, he himself called Niggolai what I personally find to be highly ridiculous, have copied my site!

On http://www.schule-sucks.blogspot.com you can watch the Deletant attempts of both students. transfer

My idea of the school is okay. I think it would even be good if created additional pages of this kind would.
my-wife-sucks, life sucks, I-to-high-weight-sucks or other ideas would be wonderful. (That depends on whether the woman suckt, or whether the woman suckt something else)

to use the same design as I'm okay. Is a little embarrassing, at about the 50 designs to choose from, but I can live with it.

What bothers me is something else to copy
DerVersuch my writing style, I feel as a personal attack.
According to § 37 and § 245 of the IGB (Internet Code) provides that a forbidden to steal the ideas of Tim, or Tim's copy works.

I also believe that your copy not succeeded.
(My opinion)
[I would not really "my opinion" must write in brackets as the words "I believe" is already signaling that it is my opinion is]

way I will refrain from display.

This is not on this page uses title as "School Sucks, and in such a right," I like that.
Instead, the authors write, "School Sucks, and how they do it". I find this ridiculous.

are of course now, some readers think: "Oh, Tim is a diva."
And I say to you. YES! In this case, I like to have a diva.


As a Knight of grammar and as freedom fighters of the German spelling
I would like to discuss the report from Friday nis set an example.
(. By the way, it means spelling and orthography It occurs, of right, in the sense of right and not by right in the sense of not the left.)

I quote: " he shoot the ball the exact opposite of the boring bits and falls down. "

This sentence has many errors on the I want to improve now.

The past tense of the third person singular of the word "shoot" is not seen here as "shooting", but "shot". -> He shot

Instead of the dative (of the Drills should be used) here the Genitv (the drill).
elementary school first grade:
Whose head is shot by a ball? The head of the drill.
Whose is the way the signal word for the Genitv.

also is presented to readers in this sentence a false illusion.
I thought for example that it is the head of a drill.
so to speak, the tip of a drill. A battery drill, for example, or a drill, which is connected to the 230 volt outlet in the living room to drill a hole in the wall.

After a short investigation, I learned, however, that a drill head is the top of a drill. (That which you put forward purely to drill the hole)

The author argues, however a craftsman of the drill.
The reader learns a few sentences later, that it is a human.

would have formed in this sentence, the author also better to have a subordinate clause. The Annex (and falls down) is not very good.
It seems that only the head would fall down and not the whole man. The word "the" actually refers to the accusative (the head) rather than the genitive (which is in the original set of the dative). Confusing? I know, but that's the fault of the authors!

Finally a before-after comparison of the sentence:

WRONG: "He shooting the ball right in front the head from the drill and the falling down. "
CORRECT:" He shot the ball well against the head of the drilling craftsman, so the craftsmen the balance and lost from the scaffolding fell "


As can be seen from this example. can, writing is a funny report (I hope my reports are funny) not so easy. First, one should take care that the sentences are understandable.
It is often better not to write an amusing report, which is understandable as a confusing supposedly funny text, which thus destroys the punch lines.
(Pointe is what makes the joke funny)

course could you say, "But Tim, the two are in the ninth grade do not go as hard with them to court could you cause serious psychosomatic hypochondria..."
But then I ask you, why would imagine because of my criticism diseases.
because hypochondria is the conviction of suffering from a disease and the associated morbid interest in health and complaints.

It's still Saturday and I was forced to current events to write a report.
If anyone is seriously interested in a GOOD (!!!) Something-suckt page to create, it does.

(An Niggolai and Daniel: You can now be happy write very often in my Comments like shit but I was. I appreciate any sophisticated contribution that sends it to me)

a nice rest-weekend for all who know what is genitive, dative and accusative.

Wisconsin Dells Party

Nineteenth working

IF THIS SITE TO A CERTAIN NUMBER OF VISITORS REACHED 09/09/2006 I WILL DO INCREDIBLE THINGS.

1000 visitors: I go to the circus. With a free ticket!
1,500 people: I will one day just watch telenovelas.
(Among other things, storm of love, butterflies in the stomach and Love in Berlin)
2000 Beusucher: I am naked pictures of your Girlfriend or your friend for free on this page. Or of course you, too (under the condition that your appearance does not violate the Geneva Human Rights Convention)
3,500 visitors. I drink a non-alcoholic beer. Even if it is during the week.
5000 visitors: I shoot myself in the next 2 days and take it on a webcam.
5001 Visitors: I do not shoot. The previous visitor mark will be declared void.

ALSO, do you want to do this crazy stuff with me, sent this website to all friends and acquaintances.
Thanks for the support.


So, I was just after this introduce short call.
[This could be the way their advertising stand]

[here also]

Today was again a power-Friday, to German strength or power-Friday-Friday.

8.00 Clock - Accounting
Small Quätschchen with Conny. She was very very tired today. Jan, Connie and I are now but come back together. They only had one bad day. The excuse of course we could. Thus, we three are again a pair, that is rather a triplet, or how to do that then calls. (I guess you could say trio, triplet, but sounds better on)
Then came Siegrun. We call only Siggi. Is funny.
Siggi "Say Connie, have coffee you ever made? "
Connie took a long sip from her cup
Conny." No, I thought, Mr K. "
Siggi:" He's not there. Where does your coffee is "
Conny." From the pot in the kitchen. "
Siggi:" Oh, you like stale coffee like yesterday "
At that moment, Conny screwed up so her face was barely recognizable. .
Her face was ugly. It looked like a little girl who has just fallen into a puddle and start in 2 seconds to howl. Conny not crying. She is a strong woman.
She wondered why the coffee so funny tasted, "she said shortly after.
funny. rehashed Coffee from yesterday to be the best.

Then we met the driver Jürgen.
He welcomes us every day with the phrase "Well guys, all creamy?"
response we are. "Hi Jürgen, all frothy / sähmig / creamy / fluffy / liquid."
(So only one of the latter words) With Jürgen

we always load the pallets into the truck, which he then travels to the hospital. Unfortunately, today was
power Friday. So we had 2 pallets by hand to create down.
The mountain is quite steep. It happened the following story on this mountain.
Jan into a range submitted relatively early to go down.
The entire range had to intensive care.
He also transported the first day of chemotherapy on the pallet.
The boxes in which the Chemos, must not fall. Never. Is expensive and complicated to manufacture.
After about 50 minutes he arrived at the pharmacy. Panting. Dying.
I thought he would have already been killed, as long as he was gone.
told then he...... "Shit Boar wat ne The range was so heavy 50 boxes of 5 kg 250kg the steep hill down I could hardly keep belongings that was released, because the first 3 meters has slipped I. . full of panicked I could not control I am then bends down (serpentine.. down in the mountain curves, to regulate the speed of light. Not to be confused with turpentine, is something completely different)
There's the almost fainted. Such a shit I'll never come back. The range could have run over me. Then I would but .... Zack ... His legs .... it's really fast .... and then .... dead "

During this time, I naturally packed diligently on.
We were then even on time for loading the truck on. Jürgen waiting.
Jürgen might be a plum. He's always on the Clock . urges us. He'm so pressed for time.
If we are then ready to unload we talk it is usually ne-five minutes with him. But Jurgen has plenty of time pressure. Everything has to go fast.

We decided us to work quicker.
I took the wood pallets, Jan, the aluminum car.

IM3 occurred on the following matter.
I unloaded half a pallet with Indus ions.
sat on a chair, a sister to me down to sah.Ihren head in his hand.
I was ready to unload. There were many scissors packages.
I'm sick and had always been full.
sister: "Oh young man, you know that the packages do not come here get a room the next.." I thought I
rabbit. The stupid pig looked to me all the time and told me there when I was done.
Me: "I can not leave here today?"
sister: "No, that's not you're young. and strong. Unpack the in the room next door "
I took the package and threw it on the palette.
then threw me to the range in the other room. So I am perhaps excited.
I left the station.
In an abstract of I met a man
man: "You know that they can not lift ride with a truck."
Me: "Nope. . Do I still heard nothing from "
man:" That's a regulation military specifications "
I". I see. Then the men should spend a day without this elevator my work. Then think about who that again. "
(This is the once described Hostel lift. That's easy, centralized located. The main elevator in the hospital)
man: "Then I'll ask my colleagues to align the administration."
Ui, so I gave myself so the right business partner chosen.
Well, I'm Zivi and me not be as dead run for the Generals from the administration. Since exlodieren so I was already almost there. I did not explode though. That would be too great a mess now.

the end of the day we played a game with Dr. Incredib.
We were allowed to ask 10 questions. If we were to guess what he has food in his drawer, we can keep it.
question - "Dr. Incredibs answer
first Is it fruit? -> "No."
second Is it sweet? -> Ehm, yes, no, yes ... you can not say so. "
third It breaks when you press on it? (What ne stupid question!) -> "No, what 's a stupid question."
4) Is it wine gum? -> "No."
5) Let the little children? -> "Not all."
6) were pleased when the mother brings home? -> He made a deliberative motion with his hand and said: "Some happy, others not."
7th) Is it chocolate? -> "No."
8th) Is there licorice? -> "No, something like that.."

Because of the few remaining issues, said in January from us.
Me: " It is determined by what Sallos. "
Jan:" It may be "
I". We have to ask Dr. Short. .. It's all about what "
Jan:." Okay, ask for Sallos?

9) Is it from the company Sallos -> "No"
10) There is something about Harbibo
The answer? was devastating -> "NO.

Then he took the bag. There were kittens from Katjes.

Me: "But Dr. This is licorice."
Dr. Incredib ". Nee licorice and kittens are very different."
Me: "But Dr. cheat because it now though."
Dr. Incredib: "So, I'm the boss and I make the rules."
Me: "We have therefore never can win "
Dr. Incredib:" Of course not.. I think they verozocke here my licorice. Tztztz. Ridiculous. "

We walked a short time later to go home. We took the car from the Jan's mother, as they say in the Ruhr.
On the way home much me in the wind fluttering piece of paper under the windshield wipers on.
I brought him in at a stop sign
Jan has morning parked on a sidewalk He was not allowed
time to determinate... 15.37 clock
When we sat in the car cost 15.50 clock
13 minutes to Jan now first 15 € be.

But well, it's the weekend.
That's it for now until Monday.

Many Minutes Do We Gain Each Day

Today was again the so-called loose Thursday.
Actually ....
But apparently some thought a few ladies from our pharmacy, we have some more to work.
Since there are first, the wife M. This always calls throughout the pharmacy "Ziiiiviiiiiis" or "Juuuuuungs. To vomit. shit for every call us.
Ziiiiiviiis makes me even clean the bottom.

So we could run several times today to the hospital to take away individual packages.
The best: the stations even know nothing of the packages and woolen not accept
Even better: Mrs. M. stresses the importance of supplies always with a "very important." All they give us is important. Today
pointed us out that we should always take the boxes that lie above.
Okaaaay, we have previously taken the course, ALWAYS boxes from all the way down.
How stupid keeps us really.
The worst thing is that it is serious.

These are moments when you as you think: community service sucks!

Oh yes, yesterday, yes Mrs. S. made a mistake that had to pay for January
(pack 30 cartons infusions fürn ass)
Mrs. S. highlight of the day: "You must also turn on your brain once it was your fault you're stupid That was your mistake yesterday on each case...." Of course, immediately attacked in January
their grammatical inability to, which often happens with her.
"It says` In any case ', with n, not m. "

The error on all the time was debated, but clearly in the data collection and so we have nothing to do with security.
But we must say yes nothing. Otherwise there will be trouble in the pharmacy. So swallow down and be silent.

Right after came a Humpelfrau. Which is always drunk and limping through the halls and flips out of sheer drunken almost. She has never talked with us. Actually, she has now spoken only about us. Quasi blasphemed, but we were wrong.
"The new Zivis have been the indolence of the old Cos appropriated."
I had this stupid Cow and almost made it cut. In the face and stuff. Full strength.
But I did not.
think what the really who they are? Think because they are old and wrinkled to have to hit the big shit.

Then we talked to the boss.
He told us that he had already eaten this morning, an apple, a banana and a nectarine. He
am but only to 6.30. But was already at work at 7:30.
(Dr. Incredib bald by the way)
Me: "Oh, yes, you do not make the hair in the morning."
He even laughed.
the joke I then used again later, when Jan and I myself surgical caps (these damn cool green sterile Dinger worried).
I ". Here Jan, a hat for you, Dr. Incredib Oh, they also want a crap, so they need no?."
I am a rogue. Fortunately, the boss has
humor. At least until now.
(It is called the way "at least" and not "at least". There are the words "at least" and "at least" that can be sometimes used synonymously. Mixing should they not. Such word crosses it more often and are PROHIBITED. Then are sensitive (sensitive means hard in this case) penalties.)

Today I also proposed an employee but before I was to write my experiences of the day in a diary. I could also provide the yes on a website online.
I think that's a good idea. I think I'll do something again. Let's see whether someone is reading.

Lunch:
I poo, chicken fricassee. (Double s, double e. Looks weird, I know)
well Not like at Grandma's, but it was acceptable.
January ate mashed potatoes.
A puree was originally a porridge of pulses. Interesting, is not it? My
eat was good. Jans I think so. At least he has not broken down on the table, like yesterday.

the afternoon we had some bottles of abglaufene sonem pour stuff away. The gestuuuunken.Da
have allowed the Cos again do the dirty work.
But not like this. We will revolutionize the store yet.
Today we cut through by accident, the brake hoses from the evil people. The clamp has durchgeknippst the tubes as their own.

morning is one of very few people skills in the holidays.
And who now makes her work?
unkompetenteste The person in the entire pharmacy, maybe even the whole world.
It is exactly the person that always "Ziiiiviiiis" calls. Worse
would not be able to come.

Arrrrgh until tomorrow.

Sleeping Lot Citalopram

Seventeenth, Eighteenth working working working

Today is the so-called terrorist civilian comeback day.
January turned once again. All
began at about 10 clock.
I was driving, as Jan grabbed 30 cartons infusions a 5 kg on a pallet.
I came back and Jan took a mug already left the suspect nothing good.
Jan: "I have the whole shit here for free The woman grabbed the page has incorrectly stated the 3 boxes and not 30.."
Jan was always smelly. When, also said Mrs. S. "Well, Jan, because we both have probably made a mistake. As have found two stupid." you could see Jan's sparkle in his eyes.
Zivi The terror is back. This
diablo grin, 100% set to hate.
The evil Jan back. Now, all dress warmly.

The NR2 was our second highlight.
We arrived at the nurses' station. This was just a meeting.
Sister 1: "Is this a train station?"
Me: "No, that is the nurses' station."
We ran a few times in and out. Infusions brought into the room.
sister 2: "So, so slowly but it is enough."
sister 3. This does not need it real "
I was the last straw. Yes, it was time. Actually, I'm left sooner.
Normally, the kiss my ass, but when 3 unfriendly, fucked up, dirt, shit sisters, they were my Etepetete, then place the collar to me.
yes I also have no desire to run there constantly in and out. This can
as from today do it yourself.
I cursed as I unloaded my boxes.
As I stood at the door, I was talking with a visitor.
This was foul accurate, because the sisters were so unfriendly.
visitors: "This is a monkey house here."
I "know what s here are really very few who are not stupid?."
visitors: "People are sometimes really rude."
Then he showed a bird and said: ". Düdelüdelü beep beep beep."
Finally, he made a windshield wiper, said "all crazy". Then I went
.
In the elevator I hit a few times against the walls. I was to 180
Then we wanted to go eat.

Vorsichsthalber we called in the pharmacy.
Dr. Incredib: "Where are you We're trying to reach to 45 minutes to you."
Me: "Then our Pieper is apparently broken."
Dr. Incredib: "Then comes your time high."
course there were no trouble. Was not our fault. But how can it please go so fucking primitive thing broken.
Oh yes. I am one, two, dropped ten times. Hmm, could be the reason.
I say: Yes.

Then we took drugs.
January to roll out board with 8 boxes.
Such a car has a height of 150cm, approximately.
At one point, which is characterized by poor soil quality overturned, the Venture forward.
January cursed. He was vehemently against the boxes.
Excited about it on the quality of the roads is so bad and we still have to do our work.
"Every day, thousands of dollars are thrown out of the hospital window. The time to get ready with the money the paths and roads." he shouted as he kicked the boxes even more energetically.

People looked funny.
"Is this terrorism Zivi" said a grandmother.

Then we played a tiny string.
exchanged in a nurses' station, we on a magnet board the magnetic pins that show the layers. This has
sister Gerda now another layer.
sister Julia has no more film this week.
Funny, right?

At the end of the day we thought about introducing a new ritual.
The last stop which is supplied on a day that must give us candy.
sister Motuba (originally from the Congo), we believed, and each gave a Raffaello. When she looked away, we stole each other 2 per person. Hehehe.

Lunch:
Indian rice dish
There were apricots and raisins in it. Bah bah bah bah bah.Das was not very tasty.
January ate chicken leg.
He did it on the old-school way.
He threw the bone behind it, belched loudly, and called for more clubs.
Jaja, our terror Zivi.
I had indeed already miss him.

Our new setting (also mine):
confrontation
100% 0% 0% tolerance
respect

tomorrow!

Swimming And Underactive Thyroid

Only 131 days until the end.

I could of course is some information on 22 August give.
have I now, however, did not want to. And because I am the author and do not feel like there was on it I will not machen.Da you, dear reader, absolutely nothing to do. Instead, I
write something about the climate in my room.
In my room, the temperature at 1.40 m height 23.2 ° C.
height of 40cm, however, only 22.4 ° C. Ocm in height, the temperature is 22.3 ° C.
This temperature curve is a parabola of the form x ² + 22.3 * 0.625 = f (x).
A parabola looks like ne satellite dish. Actually looks like from a satellite dish ne ne parabola. Parables are about 12 years older than satellite dishes (approximate time)
Extrapolating the temperature curve at once, it is clear that would be 4 meters in height, a temperature of 32.3 ° C.
Fierce, right?
My room is just over 2.30 high, containing as high as a normal room. So is the rubbish with the 4m height. Would be even better if I am on the ceiling would be 30 ° C.

, enough geschwafelt. Now we come to day business.

What's happened to us today?

We have a new trick.
We go to the stations provide the stuff off and leave us with "Have a nice weekend. The joke is that today is Tuesday. So still not a weekend. Most
answer then: "Ahh, you also have a nice weekend."
Then we laugh at the sisters and say that was only Tuesday. This is very funny.
Harharhar.
When we were in an elevator, we told the grandmother of our pranks.
She said that we were very shrewd, after which we thanked us.
Grandma: "But you are very shrewd." We
: "Thanks."
As we left the elevator I said "Have a nice weekend."
Grandma ". Daaanke great week .... bastards."
then struck me on the arm.
attack on a civil servant.
§ 5 of the civilian justice: A grandma can not beat a civil servant.
2 years on probation. Grandma had
Well, bad luck. Later, we waited

on an elevator.
We stood there as the first with a pallet.
The elevator did not come. Only one worked. The other was defective. If I write this one does it include so that the other is faulty, if you know that it is 2 or more lifts. I would have not need to write (that is, one defective is), as the attentive reader knows that we always go with the double elevators.
Later came a nurse with a bed.
We waited and waited and waited ....
Jan and I decided to go.
We were just past the keeper, then came the elevator.
Pfleger: "Well guys, bad luck."
January remained calm relative. He smiled slightly. One would also hate to read.
Or was the diabolical smile of the devil, just before his rock hard rod ... we have this
I thought only: "wanker"
came Strangely, in this moment the word "wanker!" out of my mouth. Since I wanted
think the word only, but it said. Darn.
The nurse looked crazy.
Me: "And now?"
The nurse went into the elevator.
Loser!

was a while later, another nurse, who did not come with a bed in the elevator on the way to the elevator. Confusing.
I helped the nurses.
He said: "Thank you The one hand washes the other.."
The door was: "Wow, what helps me because when I wash the dirty fucking his hand, is much cleaner if I do not know is worth it.."
The door opened: "The gehööört I have."
all laughed. The whole hospital was laughing. Hach how refreshing.


At 2 clock we were again in an elevator. We were now apparently on the road only in elevators.
We were on foot. I mean before we entered the elevator.
At this time we were just described, of course, to lift and not on foot.
It was a lot of space in said elevator. Place, for example, for a bed.
The door opened. The wanker-keeper stood outside.
Pfleger: ". May I clean I have the same closing time and get my bus not otherwise."
Jan: "Well boy, bad luck."
Then I pressed the door-close button, and we left the floor on which stood a swearing nurse.
Oh, life is beautiful. One hand washes the other.

And there is beautiful again this king-Bauer's history. can
If you need help you really only count on those who sit in the same boat.

Wait a minute. In the same boat. It is sitting in a boat, not in a boat that looks only pretending.
Mnemonic: Two men drive the same car and fuck the same woman.
other way would only work if the woman had an identical twin sister and the men shared a car.

Solangsam we have out who you should create a good relationship.
etched and sisters are not included. Since they're out of luck.

And now for the most serious grammatical mistakes of the day.
sister: "You can make me afterwards. If you still see me. "
Because you can say nothing more, I think.

Today we have the way, the Ex-Cos David and Christopher attended, only to reappear in my report.
They also wanted to show us what We do everything wrong and what they can do better. We have of course rejected by the ingratitude.

because we are the new top dogs.
have for the next few months, we are always right, WE have the most foreboding and ... now WE There is no me a third point.
matter.

tomorrow.

He Great American Buckle Co.

Sixteenth Fifteenth Fourteenth working

Today there have duplicate information for you.
First, you learn something about the number 15 as well as about 21 August.
WOW! UNBELIEVABLE! , You will say.
But no, it is!

Fünzehn is a triangular number and the smallest pseudo-prime.
15 is the atomic number of phosphorus.
(Apparently, the Fifteen very unspectacular. What a sh * number)

On 21 August remain precisely 138 days until the end of the year.
It passed many important and unimportant things that day. On 21
August defeated Frederick the Great is twice as large Austrian army (YEES!!), The Mayflower left her home port (the Mayflower sailed to America to colonize the land) and a lot in China a sack of rice to.
In Germany passed the law to prevent the misuse of value-added service numbers.
(by the way laws are always adopted. This does not mean it then they are gone, but they come into effect. People say in Parliament "Tüss" to the law and the people say "Hello", in most cases, however, "Piss off" to the law. Yes, yes, it is)

There were also many famous people born and of course there are some died. Born
include: Anathoon eel (norweg. Phil.), Edna Ferber (. U.S. - Writings) and Andrei
Phillipowitsch Pashchenko (Russian composer)

About Jordan went to: Shapur III (Persian king), Victor Tsoi (Russian rock singer) and many others with funny names.

now to the actual topic.
What happened today at work?
Mhhm. Think we'll see.

morning, just before night:
A colleague with Polish accent came back from vacation.
woman: "Hi, I'm Frrrau ...." (Forgot name)
Me: "Hi, I'm Tim."
wife: "Kerrrrrstin?"
Me: "No, Tim."
wife: "Krrrristin."
I ". NEEEEIN TIM!"
wife? "Huh ????"
Jan: "I'm Jan."
wife: "Ahhh, Jan, is the short name einfach.Kurz.."

noon on the INTER1
We came with a palette and a Aluwag on the station.
Jan: ". Booar you have ordered a lot but that's all for you.."
sister: "NO Can not be!".
Jan: "Just kidding."
sister: "You mean even if you were pranksters, right?"
Jan: "Mhhmz."
(unlike in the past is Jan not to total confrontation. That was not good for his heart as he was so excited. Jan has namely heart. Jan has also back, and thyroid. Armer Jan.)

We made a little trick, you might say well, we fucked the sister, who slowly become evil was. Then we found a common theme.
Me: "But one has to say, the people seem to pack the pallets so not all the marbles have to say I just... Bescheueeeert"

(Grabbing the way things myself, so Jan and I)

sister. "Yes, we hear only bad things about all the"
Jan: "They are so stupid sometimes so packed the shit because you can pack on his head..."
sister: "Idiots!"
Me: "And we have to pay for the workers are so cheap
sister.." But this is always the case. Some shit and make the others suffer under it. "
We went and were able to laugh at our just Sun hide. This woman has joined just about our work with us and excited us as "idiot". Very nice. Very, very nice.

were Sometime later, Jan and I in front of a lift.
Out of nowhere, "said Jan:" You're a fucking pirate. "
Me: "You're a fucking pirate."
Jan: "You're a fucking pirate."
Me: "You're a fucking pirate."
Jan: "You're a fucking pirate."

The elevator door opened. A man was in it. "Technical service" stand on his name tag. So this is not his name. His name I forgot. "Technical service" is so to speak, his rank, if one could call that a rank.

Me: ".. Here, the Jan, who is a fucking pirate the software can display it makes the time!"
man: "I do not care."
Jan: "The Tim is a fucking pirate."
I "! Neiens That is not this Jan here, which is a software pirate.."
man: "That's me something of a shit what you are."
Jan: "What is there in the boxes?"
Me: "Are you Certain computers and software pirate."
Jan: "You are a pirate!"
man: "You are stupid."
He left the elevator

Then we have today said a box worth 800 € "lost".
have got mild bollocking. We then gave out as Klaus Uwe and if someone wants to complain.

We have the package not get lost. 3-2 -1 Mine! look out ebay under "P16 antibodies. Busy bidding!

Lunch:
smoked meat with potatoes.
Well, well, well, mhm, brzbrtz, I know so was non, non soooo great, no matter
: digests and ticked off, or fäkalisiert

Speaking feces
Jan and I were now in the sewage area.
Why is there such a thing? You could call the space but also "magic room" or "fragrance-space".
But the name alone is bad enough.
situation
Neurology 3
sister: "No, that goes here is not coming into the (outside thundered and blizte it violently, the voice of the sister was lower, their hair stood on end, from somewhere came a strong wind) F. Ä KALI - RAU M. "
Jan: "Ugh."
Tim: "Ugh."
stood in the room a container.
Jan: "What is dadrin?"
sister: "Ehmm, feces ..."
Jan: "Ui, I thought this would be a refrigerator."
Then the nurse would tell us how the feces come into it but we have the conversation stopped.
about such matters, the Sister with the Cos talk grandma to clean or whatever.

Oh, nochwas.
Due to our strict religiosity Jan and I want an 11th Bid launch.
"You shall love your wife can walk around naked."
All in favor please write "But" in the comments.
Any opposed please write a text message with "fire" at the 112th

Thanks and see you tomorrow.

Great American Buckle Company

Thirteenth working days

Jaja, the fourteenth day.
On a scale of one to 10 (if 10 is good, and 1 stupid) is 14 Working ne 7, one probably. ne even 8 if he exerts himself.
The fourteenth day is a little bit better than the thirteenth of work, but not nearly as good as the twelfth Day, twice as good as the fifth day, but only a touch lower than the second day.

It happened again COURSE incredible things. ("Almost" is added to the list of stupidest German words)

had relatively early taken away I have a cart with boxes.
very shaky affair.
Fortunately, cost the packages on the car only a few thousand euros.
fall down if they would, I would be dead would be dishonorably discharged from the civil service and then would my dead body on ropes behind cars towed. (Corpse desecration is called)
I dropped nothing. Otherwise I would not even here and would just write. Thus
knew her already as I first "dead" written, that I have nothing left to fall did, because then I'd be dead now and not hier.Ihr foxes.

On the bumpy mountain then Harry came to me for help. He is the garbage man. Very nice
. Without him I would now dead Thus, Harry (English pronunciation, he's colored "saved my life.

was I after some time in the vascular surgical outpatient clinic at.
I had stupidly forgotten to be countersigned by a delivery note from the boss.
would come off the boxes could that I piss on my legs and say I would have it messy, but not with me I
.. "Hi, I'm not a failure since made. I forgot to have the countersignature of the delivery note from the boss. Can you confirm the receipt, so that afterwards I said that would not messy or something. This is indeed here to a few thousand € "
sister." Something like this I know not, "I
". Yeah, it's a AUSNAHME.War also my Fehler.Kommt also no longer When I am not countersign, I need to take it back and they can wait until Monday on it "
sister:".. I have to go clarify "
After a few minutes she came back
sister." No, we do nich "
I. "Where is the problem that they sign it. I go here, but no chances, . For their stupid package
sister: "Okay, but then I look in the packages" I
". Klar.Von Everything from me."
sister: "But something has never happened here," I
.: "I try again. So, I have the packages picked up, although they had not yet taken away should be. So I would not have run up again, I ask them if they stand against this so that it applies here as having arrived. It's all about a few thousand euros. So, I'm off now. Thanks for the signature. "

lunch then we brought some things to inter2.
morning we had a lot to the inter2 many delivery notes. Instead, the 4th had a delivery notes.
We put everything before the nurses' station.
Then came an excited sister running. Threw the mountain around and shouted: "We do not need to be able to take it all We have not ordered..."
Jan: "Yeah, sure they have ordered the delivery notes are indeed arrived at the pharmacy.."
sister. "Noooo I do not take aaaan !!!!"
Me: "Why do they order the shit first and then we can again carry off."
sister, "Can I yes for nothing if you do not get their act together."
Me: "bitch." In
I really did not say. I have it but thought. That's something like that.

In an elevator, we met a sister to a tray of food wore.
We asked her if she could bring a carton.
sister: "No, that's too difficult you're two, I'm alone.."
Me: "Yes, just so she could take it."
The nurse looked confused.
sister. "I take nothing with which you can take This is your job.."
The elevator stopped at their station
Jan: "Take the box with now, or not?"
sister: "Watch out my dear Very very careful now."
We laughed out loud.

gave us a nurse in the surgical anesthetic.
100 times stronger than morphine. Uiuiui.
A returns.
sister with Filipino accent: "if not leave. "
Jan:" Can we eat "
sister:" Do not drop. Expensive "
Jan:". But we can eat? "
sister," do not eat. Do not drop it "
Jan:." Can we eat now or not. "
sister," her make me wahnsinni "
We like this very sister who is always really nice, friendly and fun for everyone to have
..
Then we created a Dejavu.ABSICHTLICH
In Intesivstations surgery we took away some blue boxes arrived in a minute, back because we had forgotten or ne Box
first time at the station..
January and I entered the field and sang "Genghis Kahn" of Genghis Kahn.
We went to the nurse and said "Good Morgeeeen.
Did the box off and asked where the box was empty.
"The empty box is in the hall."


We noticed our mistake and decided to repeat the act of precisely the same way.

second Time at the station for about a minute later:
Jan and I entered the field and sang "Genghis Kahn" of Genghis Kahn.
We went to the nurse and said "Good Morgeeeen.
Did the box off and asked where the box was empty.
"Huh. You were just schonmal here. Or I have a Dejavu."
We laughed, it was also funny. We are real hooligans.


And now the list of people who U.S. suffer can not even hate the U.S. vieleilcht:
1) doctor in the Derma-OP -> Jan argued with him about a conversation with Jan's sister (Day 5)
2) sister in the Regional Hospital -> allegedly waited a week to sell their product (day 13)
3) sister in NR1 -> supposedly were the blue boxes already 4 days there (day 13)
4) man came towards us - 'we said that all assholes get ne crown (day 13)
5) sister in vascular Amb -> problem with the counter-Draw (Day 14)
6) sister in the elevator -> card problem (day 14)
7th ) sister to INT2 -> allegedly improper delivery (day 14)

So far, we create really good foundation for our nine-month working time.
Juchuhhh.

Then we allowed our little joke.

We had a return of the 4th of Internal Medicine
Those were expired olfactory and gustatory Sticks Sticks.
are thus tested the abilities of the smell and taste.
The sticks were passed.
We wrote on the box
"open only to persons of Level 3. Prof. Dr. blah"
We came to the pharmacy and delivered it with the note that it is ONLY open to people of the competence level 3.
No one knew exactly what they want.
After a minute, we solved the riddle, as a huge laugh from our Mouths gushed. None
laughed, but us. That was good.

Then it was time for a little concert. January sang several international hits.
From Mariah Carrey, Whitney Houston to Celine Dion over.
His voice went into Mark. The tears flowed for some employees. He even met the high C, which caused a marked enthusiasm.
Jan has received a classical opera training of female voices and could thus have often heal psychic wounds through his singing. There is a God-given gift which he uses for the benefit of the people.
thanks to Jan!

nice weekend

Free Knitting Patterns,papoose

Yes, yes, the 13th Day. What strikes me as everything so spontaneously to the Number 13 is a?

• Thirteen is the sixth prime number, while the second Wilson Promzahl, a centered square number, the smallest Mirpzahl and fifth exponent of a Mersenne prime

• Thirteen is that between eight and twenty-one lying number of the Fibonacci Episode Thirteen
• is a disaster and Verschörungszahl
• Thursday the thirteenth of work has long been known in the mythology of ancient Greece
• now proposes thirteen

The day started with nothing but meaningless work. So we had to walk four times around. Each walk lasted 10 minutes.
The first hike, we were allowed to pick up a blank blue box medication.
What a stupid filth shit. For this kind of crap we run our daily flat feet.
I repeat again. The box was EMPTY!
We learned, unfortunately, only on site, otherwise we would not have made this pointless shit work.
morning before we go back again in the same place. Then we would have picked up without grumbling and growling. Then we had taken away

chemotherapy infusions. This is important.
We know, since we get a run because we have not taken soooo seriously. After being admitted, it is but logical and a major priority.
We came to neurology.
sister: "Take her to the blue boxes?"
(What do all of this shit So important are the blue boxes and non?.)
Jan: "No, we pick up tomorrow."
sister: "The stand here since Monday."
Jan: "That can not be what I've picked up here yesterday.."
sister: "No, I know exactly which are here since Monday."
Jan: "I know exactly what I've brought it yesterday."
Me: "Come May, we go on."
sister: "If you do not have the necessary increase as it is I do not care It seems you have enough blue boxes.."
Jan: "Yeah, we have."

then we went to the Provincial Hospital. Left-heart catheter examination room.
is present survey, as everyone knows, a minimally invasive medical examination, in which a catheter through bar, elbow or wrist is introduced. Then, little son rumgeguckt and then comes the garbage out again.


We came into the store.
sister: "Finally, we have been waiting already a week dadrauf
There was no hello or something because even Neeeein.Warum
Jan:.." Then they have to order it again. Waiting alone does nothing at all. "
The nurse finished the interview with a breathy through the nose" Pff.

then I developed a theory.
Jan are and I farmers.
Every doctor and every nurse is king or queen.
live in this realm centuries kings and queens.
The nurse who makes the bed pans clean, for example, the so-called bedpan queen.
Sister (Queen), the physician (King) does the injections, the syringe queen.
Every king and every queen has her / his own niche within the royal kingdom.
queens and kings have treated the farmers sucks.
treating the kings and queens of the farmers, however good, the farmers prefer to work faster and now and then the love Kings / inside. The farmers hate
the evil king / inside.

Unfortunately there are only veeery few farmers. This is not enough for an uprising.

We carried this theory a little, meanwhile, ran back to the pharmacy.
laughed at the bullshit we are a little mountain.

Me: "And you know then what we get at Burger King these cardboard crowns and every asshole here in the hospital, we pay so a crown.."
A man came to meet us at this moment.
He was about 10 meters away and said to us in a tone of disgust and a hint of hatred ". They can be found most amusing"


Jan and I noticed today that the hearts are flown.
Within 10 minutes, used only 3 people against us.
I think we just lay the foundation for a wonderful time civilian.

was then announced lazy.

christened We then two employees of the pharmacy on the name Kiki and Topple.
The two did not agree. Tough luck.

We then ripped a little C..
Me: "How old are you?"
C.: "Guess!"
Me: "25"
C.: "How do you know that?"
Me: "That is on your name plate." C.
then sought her name tag, which she had not pinned to the jacket and noticed after it found that his age is not claimed. Then we tried

employees to bribe with candy.
We wanted to get to inside information. On narcotic drugs.
(morphine or similar)
Unfortunately, we were not.

Key findings of the day:

1. Our boss looks like Arte, WDR and XXP (These are television programs are the programs that come when you RTL2 take and then very often "a program on" pressing They are so.. TV stations, as found art and culture and so.Die show famous paintings and music and stuff like that. But no music as you know them. No. So music without vocals. Often, only the piano. pianos, these boxes so black and white keys have. Have you seen determined times.
   
2. No one wants to (except us) our boss (we get on well with him)
3. People will always unfriendly hospital
4. It still runs a small Pferdeschwänzchen Zivi around with NEM. Jan and I have appointed this person to our personal enemy.
   Although we have not spoken a word with him is he makes us acutely unsympatisch.Der type NEN nursing job. Let him talk to the grandma and not with us
   
5. The Köige sacrifice the farmers are always the first

Lunch:
steak with onion sauce, potatoes and cauliflower
Herrlich

As we were eating a woman stood before us the necessarily Dumplings wanted. Unfortunately Dumplings
were straight.
She said the food-dispensing channels they would sit down and wait.

After a few minutes later a very loud speaker announcement.
"Biiiirte. Esseeeeen is your feeeeeertiiiiiig."
A quiet chuckle went around the room. The giggle was disturbed by loud laughter that came from a table, ate at which a certain Jan and a certain Tim just lunch.

Today I went around 2:30 to go home.
Jan and I have decided to strike.
Bauer strike!

Nursery Idea For Twins

Twelfth working

see the number twelve written from not only funny, no, you put too much in it.

• Twelve has five parts. 1,2, 3, 4 and 6 buttons (take part is the same as through. Aka dividing)
  
• Both the hexahedron and the octahedron have exactly twelve o'clock edges
• plays in Mesopotamia exactly twelve o'clock a prominent role
• It is exactly twelve o'clock Apostle
• There has exactly twelve o'clock months
• The flag of the EU exactly twelve o'clock star
• A human Pregnancy lasts exactly non twelve o'clock , special nine months
• is the case fur seals the gestation period, however just be twelve o'clock months
• pups just twelve o'clock months
• suckled by the sons of Jacob, the people of Israel in exactly twelve o'clock tribe divided on
• exactly invited twelfth day in heaven Muhammad all his virgins in the curry sausage stand a

Is this all coincidence or a conspiracy.

Today we had the health department on the west side in Bochum.
is the good that's in there signs anything. Maze.
But we found the right office. There we gave personnel and letter from son and then had two hundred and first against the room
Jan was first at it.
Since I can not see through walls, I just tell what happened to me.
I came in.
Fat woman: "Can you have to pee
I:".... Ähhm, nope not at the moment "At this point I have to resist me laugh really
As if I were 10 Noooo not submit a urine to pee..
Fat woman: "Well, we'll do the rest of the test before."
eye test: make top
pee:: Top
hearing test.
flop Have been drinking nothing there is not so easy then got drunk first NEN liter
.. Then came the physical examination. (Before the urine output. It did not work.)

smoke was investigated not only the body but were also questions asked.
Take drugs, they drink alcohol, they?
Psychological Treatment?
diseases? Operations?
vaccinations?
Blablablabla!
The usual, what is so familiar.

Physical examination
(Physically, the body and so, you know?)
reflexes, hernias, eye, mouth, ears, stretch ....

January told me afterwards that he had to show his genitals. The doctor wanted him to look after a hernia.
Is yes, then much more practical if the pants are down.
When I asked what did the doctor told me this was Jan the very impressed by the size of the wooden beam, such as Jan cited.
(I was forced Jan to write the last sentence) I

waited outside the door.
January came out.
T-shirt torn. Hair disheveled.
The doctor had lipstick on her mouth.
This lipstick was the same that Jan was wearing. Apparently, Jan
borrowed the doctor's lipstick or something.

Then again, I had the fat woman.
Fat woman: "You can now make wee-wee?"
I ". Give me the damn cup I'll make the damn shit what you think I now fully let me splash out here!."
course, I was the one liter beaker full. Honor.

Then a pretty young woman came into the room.
Fat woman: "Can you have to pee?"
The young woman was pretty red in the face.
They say bright red and colloquial.
bright red is a synesthesia. Bang is indeed what to listen to. Red is what to see.
Knick Knack
The woman blushed we stuttered a faint "Yes."
I wonder though how to stammer a "yes". Has made them not at all. "Stutter" The word has it fitted better to accentuate their nervousness.
was then tested my urine output.
The fat woman was inside but sticks.
Me: "And, I'm pregnant?"
Fat woman: "We did not test here."
Me: "Do I die."
Fat woman: "I can certainly see it."

later, off to work. We worked
.
pack first, then deliver.

came to a station to meet us a man. He wore flowers.
Me: "Oh, are the one for me?" He
"! No, you're not sick !........................... asshole"

Then we had to Q. Since the house neurology.
We talked very excited.
At each station we use at least once, the words "asshole" or "ass", but what we noticed only later. Then came
it to one of our many discussions about the present existence of words.
on a station I told a nurse that the Jan says that here are all stupid and we would be excluded from the station.
Jan said: "You are a scheming asshole."
NATURAL I made him IMMEDIATELY attention it the word "intriguing" is not. As a good citizen, it is my job to correct those things.
Jan knew it was wrong, but he was not admitted. (Deal to nag me angry / /)
Jan: ". There is the intriguing word and the word is rather intriguing schemer but adjective acts of intrigue and more like a verb I've learned during my time GZSZ"
(adjective = How-word verb =
Tu-word) this
Clever boy. But an artist in calligraphy, as I am one, can not be tricked. Calligraphy way, is the art of calligraphy and who knows my handwriting, knows my elf-like, beautiful characters, which I spell on the paper.
A font in which one lost, yes, you could say, through which one enters the land of dreams
. A dream world with little flying guinea pig, which is singing and dancing to a large flower cavort and celebrate the wild boar that was shortly before the Gnu the area, say to the Hare and the Hedgehog good night.
Enough self-congratulation.

Addendum
Lunch:
noodles with vegetables and poultry meat stuff.
croquettes.
Lecker.
The boss was back at our table.

end for today