Wednesday, September 6, 2006

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Twenty-seventh working day

Soo dear reader, it's time.
Also Tim will now likely get a complaint.
After Jan had, already after 5 days of a complaint, I'm 'only' turn now.

It was like this:
Today I had four times the station DT2.
I had ...
- Request by e
a package ... - infusions
-
drugs - chemotherapy
. As I

today at 15.30 at last my work was done, which is very late by our standards, called the DT2 A colleague of mine, and told her that I should immediately pick up the boxes.
Karo came to me, told me the problem.
I said that I will not do that because to me that would be able to say just now, when I was with them. Today I was namely four times since.
The question that I ask then is: Where are they ever fucking blue boxes on the DT2.
The question I forwarded to diamonds, which she set her sister.
The boxes were in the closet. Unfortunately I know nothing of boxes in the closet. I've never fucking crates for some fucking cupboard fetched.
I got upset a little, moaned around diamonds, etc.
hung up.
A minute later, called his sister. The boxes
were brought to the door and if I did not pick them Thursday, they would complain to the boss. I said about diamonds, they can complain as long as she wanted. (The phrase I got from Jan).
is the good that tomorrow I do not go into this house, because tomorrow I am in the Children's Hospital. Funny.
I then told my boss even then, that tomorrow will call a sister who wants to complain about me.
comment my boss: "Tim, where's the drama in this story they should complain but if she says That's plenty of spectacular..."

After me this crap has ruined the mood and then I eventually home, was a letter lying on my desk.
by the HCR.
"We look forward to it as from the 1:09:06 to welcome as a subscription customer."
we think about it. I have not written last Thursday in my report that the HCR micht not as a subscription customer needs or wants?

www.zivildienst-sucks.blogspot.com/2006/08/dreiundzwanzigster-arbeitstag.html

So, I had last week concluded the subscription for 01.10 and I bought this month for a normal ticket.
Now I have two tickets so. A normally purchased and a subscription ticket.
-> double price
damned fucking wanker.
If I was in the agreement, "FROM OCTOBER" write what could mean then?
Klaro means approximately "FROM SEPTEMBER". I should have known.
Now I have the shit hits the back leg, because any Spackos think they have to be stupid. HCR shit. Then you call in there and want to complain, then decreases no.
If you feel like could do like to send a letter bomb to go there.

As you can see I have wonderful mood!

yet ne cool story from today:

Around noon I drove a truck to the hostel-lift.
Just when I got a sister joined with two unoccupied wheelchairs.
I just wanted to go inside.
sister. "Noooo That does not fit!"
Me: "The match five times. . Go to the page "
sister:" Neeeein! Take the next elevator "
I". What is the bullshit then. I pass it loose inside. And now do have room there, "
sister:".. Neeeein "
The door closed and I could no longer fast enough to block

About 20 minutes later in the same elevator
I was in there with my truck and a.... range and another man who stood at the door
Exactly The sister
sister?. "driving times to the side. I am running with "I
".! Noooo "
I drove a piece before, so they did not enter
you." What is that supposed "
Me:" That does not fit "
. You: "Yeah right, I still clean."
Me: "When you discard your fat ass, maybe with your fat ass NEVER.?.."
The man who was with me in the elevator laughed.
The sister was boiling with rage.
Match Winner: TIM!

Then I saw today still a funny note.

"Please dezinfinieren infusions prior to use."

Classic case of multiple combination of letters.
zin = kidney = sin
adorn

So, that would be for today.


PS: Today was a certain Stefan R. the pharmacy. He works for a pharmacy in Herne.
I've known him a long time. With him I have my first cigarette smoked.
What does it mean a cigarette. We have stolen a box of cheap cigarettes from his grandfather, then mitm bike in the woods and then we cut away the whole box to cheek. Then we were bad, but that was unimportant.
Man, we were cool!!
Stefan asked me today quite intimidate, if he could come in the daily report.
Yes Stefan. How it this YOU ARE THERE.
Congratulations. If you would like to congratulate Stefan
, find how to do like in the comments.
Thanks!

Tuesday, September 5, 2006

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Twenty-sixth working day

I would like to use this daily column, a letter to Jan to write.

Hi Jan, my colleague-reinforced. As shown
are you? I'm fine.
The weather is beautiful.
How's the weather with you?
Today was a very mild day. I was at quarter to nine deal with the pack all the things I had to. I had now taken away four times chemotherapy. That was annoying. In an abstract of an older man I met He said I was the most important man in the hospital, because I bring the Chemos that keep him alive. This has been a strange situation. The man had apparently already come to terms with his death.
Today I drank biosorbent. As you know, biosorbent is a food establishment. I have tried
Geschmacksrichung chocolate. The box was already expired.
I only drank a sip. Kerstin and then have I tried the vanilla flavor. After Kelly had taken a sip it was choking the area. She would like to vomit, they just did not know where. I then also drank a sip. I tell you: IT IS THE HAMMER!
have something nasty I never drunk. Tastes like feces.
Dr. Incredib always called me a "lone fighter Tim" or "neglected lonely boy." He is very concerned about me because I'm alone. If
runs but all according to plan. Yesterday and today were so few things to do than ever on a Monday or Tuesday.
This is obviously good for me.
Dear Jan, I hope you have fun in your Holidays.
Let it go well with you and dishwasher once you properly through the intestines. Tim
your


Finally, a funny story of the day.
Tommek the driver, a former bouncer in Poland: "In the past, in Poland, I've been waiting for a year on a banana"
Tim: "Boar, so long"
Tommek: "Yes, yes, there was nothing one had to wait long for something.."
I smiled a little
Tommek (sauer! !!!):" Stop laughing. If nothing funny. This is serious and you laugh. "

Since I was a little intimidated, but the Tommek can not fly to determine what should suffer. Hopefully!!

tomorrow.

Monday, September 4, 2006

Borrow Account For Doujin Moe

Twenty-fifth working day

Good day,
as you have already learned Friday, I am alone this week at work.
My colleague,
(Oh, what's his name? June? Jon? Ahh he is called in January I think)
is indeed on a familiarization course.
Now some reactions to Jan's absence.
"Yes!"
"Whew, a week rest."
"Finally, this $§%!$- boy away."
"He can stay there quietly."
"The Spacko-Zivi is not there. Juchuuuu."

Sorry Jan, but apparently no one misses you here.

from a certain source I got a letter from Jan's Mother wrote on Jan. Here's the whole letter.

Hello my little Pupsibär.
Now it is finally over. Our little Jan-Hans-Uwe grows up and leaves the protective nest. For you it is the first time that you are long time separated from your mom and your dad. We miss you already! Fortunately, you've got this little bear (stuffed animal Jans). Then you are not alone. cry if you must, do not be ashamed of your tears. Everyone misses his mom and his dad.
Remember to wash up properly. Even your little Pullermann must not forget you. Since you have now and then even a little problems. If you ever need large on the toilet, can yes you one of your friends ask if they help you. If one of the Cos is evil to you, it does not hew. Go first to a supervisor and say that annoys you one. The way you always do at home.
I told the supervisors that you EVERY DAY with Wick Vaporub will moisturised before going to bed. At 8 clock is bedtime for you! Change your underwear daily
well and think of it: Aronal morning, evening Elmex.
I think nothing can happen if you follow these tips.
We miss you and look forward to you, dear Pupsibär.
Your mommy and your daddy.

This is strong stuff but now times. I would not have thought that Jan is fixated on his home.
my day the way malocht like a pig bristle.
Frankly, this job alone is very annoying.
If my subordinate was there, I had a lot less to work.
Now some info for Jan:
- 4 wooden pallets
- packed and ready at 10am
- 5 Medi-pack car
- put off until 14.30 clock

This event happened the way last week.
a box fell on the floor.
of impact was accompanied with a sound that is generally described as a rattle.
in the box then was something in there that was made of glass and that's in there from now on no more in this glass

IT RAN A LITTLE OFF!
Now the reader thinks: Oh my God. How crazy is that? Since can not just run out so!
I tell you, BUT! Just as it was.

Somehow it had to be cleaned. So I took our cleaning lady. Ms Salm.

Me: "Miss Salm. Could you please come again. Because I've got something spilled "
FS:". Watch out dooo. Eastern'm not a girl. Eastern'm ne adult woman. "
I bit back my laughter. Mrs. S. came to the camp and wanted to clean.
January I asked earlier on, to talk with Mrs. S. Miss.

But Jan did not understand it acoustically.

Jan: "Women's flax. Make it clean here? Frau Lein. "
I made almost laughing in his pants before.

(Why do you actually in your pants with laughter? So plural. But I only have one pair of pants on! Funny weird)

January I whispered in his ear that he should say "young lady".
Jan: "please make this clean, young lady"
Mrs. S.: "So longsom last straw. Eastern'm ne adult woman and not a lady. Because who severally gran table. "
The funny thing is Mrs. P. herself. It looks like ne small, fat woman Hitler. Then she talks about the same as Louise Koschinski.

your favorite sayings:
"God Sacrament" - Holy shit
"Poss oof dooo" - pass to du
. Feddich coffee is " - Coffee is "make Solli Wat?" ready to serve
- What can I do for them?

Mrs. S. is really ne love. Although somewhat crude, but it's too good for nothing.
has gone off in January with dirty shoes on the just cleaned the toilet. Since she has
only once "Jessus Maria" said, and further cleaned.


Today's Lunch: Tortellini with any nerve sauce
Note: 3 +

all I say for today.

tomorrow.




Friday, September 1, 2006

How To Make Up Your Name For Wrestling

Twenty-fourth working day

Power Friday was once again fashionable.
morning you pumping so as to have lunch a little rest.
We should be ready to pitch in at 10.30 so Tommek, the driver could invite it. We were ready to point
10:30 Tommek but was not in sight.
After we were a little mad because he stole our working hours he was at some point. It was 11
clock. Tommek sat the whole time in his truck at the door and we have not seen him.
Tommek: "Guys, this can not I have to do some other things.."
Former Polish bouncer makes an imposing appearance. But
Zivis know no fear.
We explained the situation. Tommek splattered Jan. short crack off his neck and dropped inside. Before me, he seems scared. He bowed in front of me and disappeared.
I banged my fist against the wall, causing a hole formed of.
The pressure wave was converted Tommek threw then.

In the hospital we had to distribute the packets.
We did everything very quickly.
suddenly ran out of a liquid. January packaged into by accident.
then formed a coating on the hand, similar to chalk.
The hand was green and blue. I saved Jan in a spectacular action. could have been
I carried him up and asked what it is. We could not
indentifizieren the liquid.
As it turns out, unfortunately it was nothing bad, so Jan will have no lasting damage.

Because we worked very much and talked little, I really can only remember a few situations that were funny:
sister Jan: "Where is the pharmacy?"
Jan: "Since they have the hill."
sister: "No, where the pharmacy is I want to know."
Jan: "Yes, high tem the mountain."
sister: "On Floor 4, or where "
Jan:" What do they want? You need the hill! "
The sister then went off at level 3 and went to see the sign for pharmacy
sister:"... This is not at all the pharmacy "
confused only funny people in the hospital, we have the nurse then let zwangseinweisen. In the psychiatry. As Cos we're allowed to!
(careful reader. Tomorrow, you could in the slap be)

Jan is next week at a launch seminar of the civil service in Bocholt.
where he will silver rosette can be properly ... vertsohlen the ass can make rectal experience .... .... You know what I mean ... Knick Knack in the Bopper.

late in the day when we were up again at the pharmacy it came to the following situation:
Jan: "Then you're alone next week, then here is something to go wrong."
Me: "I do not say on the stations always that you were the bad Zivi.."
Jan: "I always tell them that they are happy that the foul Zivi is not there."
Me: "My sisters always say that you were totally unfriendly and incompetent, the always say that you were not very bright.."
Jan: "I always tell them that you have no say in it."
Me: "At least one station knows my name The NR3 where I will always addressed to Tim Thus to know more stations mean... Your name as "
Jan:". Somehow your argument is very weak, "I
". My argument is weak? I give only my experience again, "

This conversation was a few minutes and the more competent Zivi could not be determined. (Unofficially, I am the winner. But psst say. Not the Jan.)

We then discussed with Dr Incredib. for a while on the allothermal impact on the durability of non-steroidal anti-rheumatic patients. We exchanged opinions and experiences and Jan and I could help him, the serious relationships of the benzene series, which are bound by vinegar to understand.
Dr. Incredib informed us about the state of things in the neurological-geriatric research. We came to Höckschen Stöckschen. Talked about the problems in gerontology and oncology, we developed a new mutation method.

How you look, we have experienced a lot.
This weekend we have earned.
Next week I'm alone, I cry in January after not a single fucking tear. Thanks to
and Monday.