Saturday, September 23, 2006

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First Weekly Report

It is Saturday morning 15.27 clock, I have to do a cat and now nothing better than again to write a report.
had yesterday put me in the time of 21 clock today morning at 3, the following alcoholic beverages to me
- 1 Veltins V + Lemon
- 1 Schöfferhofer wheat
- 1 / 3 Flat Belini champagne
- 1 / 4 bottle Berentzen Sour Apple
- 1 Whisky-Cola
- 1 Tequila
- 1 Malibu Orange
- 2 Sambuca
- 1 Tequila
- 1 Malibu Cherry
- 1 Tequila
- 2 Sambuca
- note 1 Veltins V + Lemon

Man, that my drinking list V + begins and ends.

But true to my job.
here so I will again write a report.
I'll now do the time.

course there were many highlights that I can not list all of course. So I try to describe the high-highlights.
so it happened, for example, that we brought to the driver in the Bredoullie Jürgen.
We wrote a blank box the word "Jürgeeeen" and put the carton on a pre-packed pallet. Thus Jürgen knew that this range is ready and he can go to another hospital. It's as though our ready made signs.

He went to the hospital and unloaded there.
He was about to leave when an excited sister ran after him.
sister: "Wait, wait here is a carton. Jürgeeeeen where it says "
Jürgen:". Ah. It was written by the well so Cos I know that I can take the range. "
sister:" Are there safe? "
Jürgen:" Yes, I am "
sister." But where do I have the Request by e-carton now "
Jürgen:" The box is so empty. The can throw them away. "
sister:" Are you really sure? Not that I do something wrong. "

Jürgen discussed now for several minutes with this somewhat uncleveren sister about the function and the location of that oh-so-important boxes.


On Friday, Jan was a little drunk by the way come to work.
He visited the day before the Moritz-Fiege-brewery. There he could drink much beer. And still nothing. A
Jan is not a Jan, especially when he starts zusäuft not perfect.
Well, he had a small flag. So no flag to wave or something, but an alcohol flag.
I baptized him at once on the name "flag-Jan.
Jan can identify with this new gimmick.
Jan has now become three persons united in himself.
Jan on one since Jan.
When he's drunk, he is Hulk "The Hulk" Hogan and when he has a hangover, he is now "flag-Jan.

Since Jan was very geschlaucht Banner, I just took over most of the Work.
Jan had more the function of a small puppy dog, which ran along beside me.
We went out that I work and he would entertain me.
danced so and Jan sang all the time next to me.
That was pretty funny.
We creamed on Friday at the stations and tidy from sweets.
Any student nurses had baked cakes and sweets made available to us, we attacked with both hands and swallowed. Lunch this week was rather mediocre. Solangsam is an eating out of his ears.
potatoes, potatoes, potatoes. Every day.


salt potatoes pan-fried potatoes, potatoes

foil potatoes
mashed potato
corners
potato rosti potatoes

I hate more by the day.
Well.
I had to concentrate to write this report I now have a headache.
Suuuuper.

I can no longer continue writing.
Thanks for reading and see you soon.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Can I Freeze A Pie Dish

Achtundreißigster working

Dear, dear readers,
on this because I want to apologize to you!
I have now written more for 5 working days of a report more.
But I can of course also explain exactly why.
course I can explain exactly why, I'll do now.

First, the work at the moment suckt just no end.
I'm glad when I get home and have peace.
is our much-loved leader in the still on holiday and has left us alone. The representation could
boss is so shitty, that I polish it every day with a sledgehammer their teeth.

Second, the quality of my reports has declined in recent times significantly. After I read it to me later, much to me that the final reports written very listless, bad and boring.

Third, the spectacular stories of the early days we now experience daily. The daily madness is not funny and above all it is for you, dear reader, sometimes not at all interesting, if I dish out the same garbage every day. A stupid readers without a memory can perhaps save the stories, but you, my faithful reader, you are of course different.

I've decided to write from now on only weekly reports.
This brings me and you more!
Do not be sad. Do not be too upset.
It continues so, not only in the size as before.

Thank you for your understanding.
the first week, then report provides in the coming days.

nice day.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

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working thirty-three

Today, Jan and I fell out of the clouds. may
What happened today on the ITS-OP eigenlich never tell you.
And hope you should never have to lie there.

first Situation: We need to
ITS OP something taken away. Drugs. A small package.
SECRET ORDER so to speak.
we fixed everything.
suddenly shouted a woman ". Hilfeee, Hilfeeee, fast"
Jan: "As someone screaming for help."
sister: "Yes, that's already been three days."
Me: "Then maybe someone should look to what's going on."
sister. "Go in there but even then say they will kill you."
We wanted then but not pure.
The nurse went into the room, "Come have a look."
We walked slowly into the room.
sister, "Mrs. M. Whom do they want to kill today?"
Jan: "Why do they call for help because you have so do nothing.."
Grandma: "I can not help it and I'm sooo sorry.."
The grandmother then began to cry almost. Hmmm.

Later we had to re-ITS-OP.
We supplied from our few packages.
We talked with a nurse.
then called another sister: "Juuuungs, come here I watch you at the Just look at this..."
We looked surprised.
sister.. Sometimes I watch the patient looks like Hui Buh The always fidgeting with his arm as if there is ne chain would turn Uuuuuu Hui Buuuuu.. " A short time later
she took the patient's arm through his ruffled hair and said, "Oh Mr. L. Do you have a new hairstyle?"

Since then I have passed the laugh.

is otherwise nothing spectacular happened today.

tomorrow

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Body Fortress Super Advanced Whey Protein Dangers

Thirty-working

What a day that was for your privacy.

He started as normal.
Everything was okay. No excitement. No stress. Wonderful. We stopped at
WDR4.
"You can not always be ten-screen ...."
"ohoooo Selavi ..."
There were many other bomb hit.
Our mood was great.

But then apparently struck by lightning.

10 clock: We asked for an inspection of the pallets.
Nothing happened.

10.10 Clock: We asked for an inspection of the pallets.
Nothing happened.

10.30: he went into the breakfast room and asked for an inspection.
Nothing happened.
response: "We're taking a break, we are not now.."

We boiled with rage. At 10:45
clock to be ready to be loaded onto the pallets.

10.50 Clock: I went to the NR1 A small mini-box taken away drugs.

10.51 Clock: It came Cytos for NR1. Of course I was already gone.

-> Because to deny the people at the pharmacy does not absolute, we could go twice. But the Cytos're sooooo important. Therefore they are unopened always 2-3 hours at stations around

11 clock: It was finally started to control.
Jürgen, the driver, but had other things to no longer wanted to take our things. As he had seen that we were not guilty, he brought our stuff but then at 11.15 clock down to the hospital.

11.30 Clock: Work starts half an hour late

12 clock: Pick of the OP-stock

Since we are a 13 clock time must be up to load the blue boxes, we had to begin no later than at 12.30 with the break, PERMIT do so we still have any break.
It went so everything pretty much sucks.

We could in the short period before lunch only taken away a pallet and unload.

We did so and then pause.

13 clock: loading of the truck with blue boxes.

13.20 Clock: We drive down to the hospital

From this time, the day is astonishing way funny.

We came down to the locks. In
was about 30 feet away a man on the ground.
He looked very dazed. With him were a couple people.
We wondered what was going on.
Me: "I think he takes a break or something."
Martin:.. "There is Momentmal The glass is not yet ....."
Me: "Oh shit."
Jan:. "Wooo How amazing is that."

The guy named Knut from about 5 meters in height fallen through a glass roof.
Now he was lying on the floor. He was still alive. He himself was not so sure but I believe that he was still alive. That must have been a fall. At its best.

Now comes a description of how the fall is most likely gone (!!!) of Amsterdam.
Knut balanced on the glass roof is a wall behind deleted. Knut is a painter. When Knut was finished, he was very happy.
He began to dance and sing.
"Baby, jump on it, jump on it, on it, on it."
He made this snake movement, and Spackos dancing, dancing, imitating a robot and then made a moonwalk a la Michael Jackson.
has He made Bautz (<-- Babysprache : bedeutet soviel wie "ist hingefallen") Hattabautzemacht, aus 5 Metern höhe. Free Fall Knut. Er hat einen Legdrop gemacht. Sprung vom 5-Meter Turm ohne Wasser. Knut hat sich einfach mal in einer Sekunde dem Erdmittelpunkt um 5 Meter genähert. Pschiiiiiuuuu (Geräusch des Fluges) Plaaaatsch (Geräusch beim Auftreffen. Wir arbeiten ja in einem KRANKENHAUS, wie der aufmerksame Leser weiss. Knut wurde ca. 20 Minuten später abgeholt. Also wenn einem was passiert, ist man hier nicht soooo gut aufgehoben. ---> never hurt.

We reeled off our work. We set up different scenarios, as Knut could have happened. The Dancing with the Knut is me but the most logical option.

The NR2 came we meet a singing man
Jan:. "You can sing."
The man came to Jan, he stopped about 20 cm from Jan's face I thought Jan will now properly hit together You could see it in Jan,... that he thought the same
man. "Jo, I used to tenor." breathe
Puhhh,

on INT1, we told the story of the falling Knut
sister.. "Something like That really is not funny."
Pfleger: "However, I find something even very funny."
There was a little pissed off his sister.
I could laugh no longer.

Although the day was very stressful and fun for a long time remained on the track, I must say that today we have had lots of laughs.
But since the boss is away is a crock of shit. The Vice-Cheffin
stupid is really incompetent and incapable.
Please dear Ed, come back to your civil servants. Bitteeee!!



Mrs K. at the end of the day: "But you see from finished."
Jan: "Because the control was so late, has shifted all totally and it was perfect nothing more."
Mrs. K.: "Then must .. They ask more for control "

morning we ask then, shortly after 8 to take control then we are half and finished at 11



addendum to the day.
As we put things in the OP came from operating room a few people.
At first I thought it would be 2 people.
A total of 15 or so.
But it came more and more and more.
All people who came from that area had completely green suits. green caps. One could .... see only the face

We stood there by now they left laughing at the ducks march which she performs
Then something very strange
Jan:. "Hello Jörg, Michael Good day, Hi Stefanie, Hi Ulf, nice to see you, Good day Joe, you got that old bone, Hi Stefan
........." I do not what Jan was doing.
He welcomed everyone to the first name. I did not understand the world more. How knows Jan only all these people? The series continued. solved the case of the last person the Rätstel on.
all wore a name tag on the front. Jan, the fox, was the sign to see. From my perspective It was unfortunately obscured.
The eyes of the people who came out was because of the hammer.
They also understood well the world is no longer

tomorrow.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

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Einundreißigster working

abwäääääärts And it is.
If you thought yesterday was the low point should now be disappointed.
Clock Around 9 Jan and I got straight a big slap in the face.
defended our co-chair, which is currently our boss because the boss does indeed leave was the culprit.

Mrs. K: "So, then I have time with the Lord K. spoken of purchase and we have now settled, that it takes up 12 operating table clock truth in the OR."
Jan and I were first speechless.

1) Is this absolutely not our job
2) Are we at 12 clock just distribute it infusions
3) We must be back at 12.50 at the pharmacy to help with the load. This means that we must begin no later than at 12.20 clock with our break so we all time to create.
4) Do we have time and again to be distributed to the pharmacy to Cytos

It may happen that it just half an hour infusions distributed nobody because we do have to simultaneously make Cytos and OP-stock item.

After the vice-head of the criticisms brought closer to their system was the slap in the face.

Mrs. K.: ". Hehehe, you are indeed a couple, and I stand there now a little on the fence I've been making this now and that is thus made to the Dr. is back."

Then was the day for us then as good as gone.
We asked for tolerance, not confrontation.
We were alos trouble from now on on the wards. Unfortunately, no one would argue with us.
So we were angry, but it could miss anywhere.

the end of the day we had a little fun.
I pushed Jan, who was sitting on a pallet across the hospital. We harvested some laugh and head shake. Then in January
moved me up the mountain while I was on the truck.
It was all really funny.

January made his now-FPs working time reduction.
I was then the last hour alone.
During this time I cleaned up a bit, did this and that

If you judged this day, looking back, I must say that he in the top 5 of the worst days is found.
This damned stupid fucking owl me all day, maybe even messed up the whole week.

Thanks and see you tomorrow.

Monday, September 11, 2006

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Thirtieth working

guys, it's getting depressing
.
was not in the day today okay, but there are always little things on the day that will make me really hard afterwards to write another report.
If we recall the funny things in one day come to fuck things up even more of the day, so you might be puking in the corner and wants.

You think you could easily work the working day down, but then be placed anywhere from a rich stones and rocks in the road, so a the bile is just as high.

is then also the head away and left only its representation. The
I watch the damn all the time like a fucking owl, so that you too would like to suggest pure. Says no sound I watch, stupid and unappealing as a piece of chicken manure.
Then come those damn fucking Cytos every hour, so you have to stop working forever.
Unfortunately, we have built today shit that we've picked up TWICE cytobox that were still full.
This led to several radio calls to our damn Pieper, I would like to just push the fucking owl in its ugly face. That was all the way feinstens German Ruhr area. But I'm going to correct certain non, as I write these words just to clock 20.30 and am just too much rage. I do not know what to do with the time of the correct spelling, but it's me EGAAAAL!

Oh yes, today was Jan so again. But if ever any people give a damn tasks can also be 10 people and it is not yet ausm Quark.
Today was also to very warm.
pisses me off the hammer to everything.

I'm currently really reached a low point and I would be happy about a disease or injury, as long as they are not too bad.

long time, you could say it any more, but since about 4 working days suckt community service at the highest degree.

I have out of sheer hatred even today really had no desire to write a report but that damn whisked term waste garbage trash ³ (garbage waste of 3) now had to get out again.


I hereby apologize for my use of expletives and abusive language.

Bye

Sunday, September 10, 2006

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Twenty-ninth working

Subsequent report on Friday, 08.09.2006:

was the Friday of the previous worst day in my neunundzwanzigtägigen working.
There were not very much to do, no, the driver always half an hour came too late.
Listening little is on, but quite a lot.
I was so late done that several stations had already closed, such as orthopedic and vascular surgical outpatient clinic.

However, I had to laugh twice at this shitty day.
For example, when I was on the NR3 and had taken away infosion.
Suddenly there was a granny behind me.
Grandma, "Young man you help me once please!"
Me: "Wait, I'll get a sister."
Grandma, "Young man you help me once please!"
I fetched a nurse.
Grandma, "Young man in my room is a device out of the music is so funny, my ears, it hurts, I can not hear more, it hurts in the ears "
Pfleger:". All right Mrs. S.. I do the radio the same. "
I had to laugh a bit. It was only the keeper to put clear what he meant the grandmother, then a lot of the penny and he ripped.
Funny cunning nurse.

Another situation today was so funny that I first not 10 minutes it was working.

So, the truck coming at us on a ramp. There, the cargo ramp of the truck to get down to left to pallets in the truck.
We pushed so a car on the ramp .
site were Jürgen, Tommek, Michael, Martin and me.
Martin held the car rolled down so he would not. Tommek drove the loading ramp high.
The car was pushed into the truck. Estimated 1.4 seconds later there was a bang and a scream.
Marin, making the car noted previously, took a step backwards.
Unfortunately, the ramp was up. He slid, came with his left leg in the gap between ramp and loading dock. He cried briefly, then clap on the arm on the ramp.
He was then there. One leg up, the other leg under the loading dock, lying on the concrete ramp to the pharmacy. Unfortunately, I must
laugh at something like this ever before, what can I ask before going on.
Jürgen was jump to it directly. Jürgen
?. "Martin, clear everything Why are you lying on the floor for as you have, non-lie "
Martin told his kind of history, where he still for a few short" ahhs "and" mhhs "interrupted. These interruptions and be pain verzertes face gave evidence for pain.
Tommek, Michael and I drove 5 minutes later, down to the Hospital laughed and first 10 minutes over the situation.
Especially Jürgens spell was awesome.
Martin's way, nothing happened. Not that I will get any inquiries as he is. He has abrasions on his arm and a big knee.

Friday was the last day of the boss. Well not forever, but for 2 weeks.
I took my leave of course, as befits a good One civilian.
Me: "Boss, great holiday and thanks for the confidence that I have the next 2 weeks shall take charge of the pharmacy."
Dr. Incredib ". Do not talk Quark Tim I remain of the ruler of this realm even if I am on vacation in 10 years they can take me from here Then I say that is.." Tim Bye, see you in of hell. "
Me: "You want to die in 10 years?"
Dr. Incredib: "No, I'm going to retire."

this would be again.
I sincerely apologize to the readers for my lack of motivation on Friday and Saturday to write this report. But after Friday
came home my mood was so bad that I really had first the Snout full. DT2

Thursday, September 7, 2006

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Twenty-eighth working day

The Story of yesterday is now escalating.
It was awesome!
But now to the story:

This morning I was looking for red boxes.
The need we all know about chemo-transport matters.
I came past the DT2, took a red box and moved on.
sister: "Mooooment young man"
I turned around.
sister: "Take now with the blue boxes!"
Me: "No, I do not now I have no way to transport the I take with me, if I this afternoon with NEM car'm here..."
Sister: "And so it goes, the boxes are not here for weeks in the closet.."
Me: "If a week long would be here, then there would be 30 boxes and not 3"
sister: "You take immediately with the boxes."
Me: "No, I think not."
sister: "Yesterday I phoned a colleague of them and told me yesterday that are picked up."
Me: "That is not the whole time I was standing next to my colleague when they both spoke on the phone and there was no talk of yesterday, let alone today I can adjust that I fetch the morning, so Friday... .
sister: "I have called several times that the boxes up today at neun clock to be picked up "I
". I do think they are exceptions to every station? And what's the point at all that they blacken me immediately with my boss? Yesterday I was here like 4 times on the station and never been mentioned. Then I'm up, have dinner celebration, as they call and want to be served immediately. Two minutes later they call again and threaten a complaint. I need I can not really ashamed. "
sister:" You take the boxes NOW "
Me:" no. "
am Then I went
An older couple watched the situation I asked her who the winners!.. and she replied that I had won.

But it went further. When I picked up the lunch boxes, the sister
said "This is also about time. We can not even wait forever."
I: "Do they provoke me or what if they now want to slip to that level, they are welcome to do about it anyway I can only laugh.."

Just before I was closing time, a colleague came to me.
I just forgot the name.
wife. "Tim, I have to scold you I was just on the DT2 and told me that you pick up the boxes before." I
: "Excuse me I was 2 hours since I have everything taken away.."
wife, "they told me at the station, there were many boxes that have not been picked up by The have also. complains about your snotty way and you were very unfriendly tomorrow today. "
I told her the story
wife." Can you still then go straight over and still look that the red boxes are there. Blue boxes are not matter, but the red ones are so important. "
I then went to DT2 and of course, no cases were there.
neither red nor blue boxes. So this was pure harassment.
Continued ...

also follows Today I had to carry 20 liters of double-distilled water from the histology laboratory for L13.
insiders know that the road is very shit.
I would estimate at 500 meters and the half-way there is a steep uphill.
When I was up I had really fed up full. Unfortunately, I have
on Monday carried the 20 liters for histology. So that was false. Well, my own fault.

Lunch:
Gypsy schnitzel with potatoes.
Note: 2

Other events of the day:
- the all-Creamy-Jürgen is back from vacation
- I Jürgen today hailed as "Everything plummy"
- we have an intern. Sarah, then aged around 18 years
- the boss goes Monday for 2 weeks in the holiday
- I had to present 4 times Cytos taken away, even though I'm alone. (It's bad enough when you're two and four times Los required)

so, then this would all for today.

PS: I now go in the city for the HCR-shop.
There I will make my ticket in 1000 rebook or God knows what with it.
Maybe I spin it to the woman just in the face.

Wednesday, September 6, 2006

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Twenty-seventh working day

Soo dear reader, it's time.
Also Tim will now likely get a complaint.
After Jan had, already after 5 days of a complaint, I'm 'only' turn now.

It was like this:
Today I had four times the station DT2.
I had ...
- Request by e
a package ... - infusions
-
drugs - chemotherapy
. As I

today at 15.30 at last my work was done, which is very late by our standards, called the DT2 A colleague of mine, and told her that I should immediately pick up the boxes.
Karo came to me, told me the problem.
I said that I will not do that because to me that would be able to say just now, when I was with them. Today I was namely four times since.
The question that I ask then is: Where are they ever fucking blue boxes on the DT2.
The question I forwarded to diamonds, which she set her sister.
The boxes were in the closet. Unfortunately I know nothing of boxes in the closet. I've never fucking crates for some fucking cupboard fetched.
I got upset a little, moaned around diamonds, etc.
hung up.
A minute later, called his sister. The boxes
were brought to the door and if I did not pick them Thursday, they would complain to the boss. I said about diamonds, they can complain as long as she wanted. (The phrase I got from Jan).
is the good that tomorrow I do not go into this house, because tomorrow I am in the Children's Hospital. Funny.
I then told my boss even then, that tomorrow will call a sister who wants to complain about me.
comment my boss: "Tim, where's the drama in this story they should complain but if she says That's plenty of spectacular..."

After me this crap has ruined the mood and then I eventually home, was a letter lying on my desk.
by the HCR.
"We look forward to it as from the 1:09:06 to welcome as a subscription customer."
we think about it. I have not written last Thursday in my report that the HCR micht not as a subscription customer needs or wants?

www.zivildienst-sucks.blogspot.com/2006/08/dreiundzwanzigster-arbeitstag.html

So, I had last week concluded the subscription for 01.10 and I bought this month for a normal ticket.
Now I have two tickets so. A normally purchased and a subscription ticket.
-> double price
damned fucking wanker.
If I was in the agreement, "FROM OCTOBER" write what could mean then?
Klaro means approximately "FROM SEPTEMBER". I should have known.
Now I have the shit hits the back leg, because any Spackos think they have to be stupid. HCR shit. Then you call in there and want to complain, then decreases no.
If you feel like could do like to send a letter bomb to go there.

As you can see I have wonderful mood!

yet ne cool story from today:

Around noon I drove a truck to the hostel-lift.
Just when I got a sister joined with two unoccupied wheelchairs.
I just wanted to go inside.
sister. "Noooo That does not fit!"
Me: "The match five times. . Go to the page "
sister:" Neeeein! Take the next elevator "
I". What is the bullshit then. I pass it loose inside. And now do have room there, "
sister:".. Neeeein "
The door closed and I could no longer fast enough to block

About 20 minutes later in the same elevator
I was in there with my truck and a.... range and another man who stood at the door
Exactly The sister
sister?. "driving times to the side. I am running with "I
".! Noooo "
I drove a piece before, so they did not enter
you." What is that supposed "
Me:" That does not fit "
. You: "Yeah right, I still clean."
Me: "When you discard your fat ass, maybe with your fat ass NEVER.?.."
The man who was with me in the elevator laughed.
The sister was boiling with rage.
Match Winner: TIM!

Then I saw today still a funny note.

"Please dezinfinieren infusions prior to use."

Classic case of multiple combination of letters.
zin = kidney = sin
adorn

So, that would be for today.


PS: Today was a certain Stefan R. the pharmacy. He works for a pharmacy in Herne.
I've known him a long time. With him I have my first cigarette smoked.
What does it mean a cigarette. We have stolen a box of cheap cigarettes from his grandfather, then mitm bike in the woods and then we cut away the whole box to cheek. Then we were bad, but that was unimportant.
Man, we were cool!!
Stefan asked me today quite intimidate, if he could come in the daily report.
Yes Stefan. How it this YOU ARE THERE.
Congratulations. If you would like to congratulate Stefan
, find how to do like in the comments.
Thanks!

Tuesday, September 5, 2006

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Twenty-sixth working day

I would like to use this daily column, a letter to Jan to write.

Hi Jan, my colleague-reinforced. As shown
are you? I'm fine.
The weather is beautiful.
How's the weather with you?
Today was a very mild day. I was at quarter to nine deal with the pack all the things I had to. I had now taken away four times chemotherapy. That was annoying. In an abstract of an older man I met He said I was the most important man in the hospital, because I bring the Chemos that keep him alive. This has been a strange situation. The man had apparently already come to terms with his death.
Today I drank biosorbent. As you know, biosorbent is a food establishment. I have tried
Geschmacksrichung chocolate. The box was already expired.
I only drank a sip. Kerstin and then have I tried the vanilla flavor. After Kelly had taken a sip it was choking the area. She would like to vomit, they just did not know where. I then also drank a sip. I tell you: IT IS THE HAMMER!
have something nasty I never drunk. Tastes like feces.
Dr. Incredib always called me a "lone fighter Tim" or "neglected lonely boy." He is very concerned about me because I'm alone. If
runs but all according to plan. Yesterday and today were so few things to do than ever on a Monday or Tuesday.
This is obviously good for me.
Dear Jan, I hope you have fun in your Holidays.
Let it go well with you and dishwasher once you properly through the intestines. Tim
your


Finally, a funny story of the day.
Tommek the driver, a former bouncer in Poland: "In the past, in Poland, I've been waiting for a year on a banana"
Tim: "Boar, so long"
Tommek: "Yes, yes, there was nothing one had to wait long for something.."
I smiled a little
Tommek (sauer! !!!):" Stop laughing. If nothing funny. This is serious and you laugh. "

Since I was a little intimidated, but the Tommek can not fly to determine what should suffer. Hopefully!!

tomorrow.

Monday, September 4, 2006

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Twenty-fifth working day

Good day,
as you have already learned Friday, I am alone this week at work.
My colleague,
(Oh, what's his name? June? Jon? Ahh he is called in January I think)
is indeed on a familiarization course.
Now some reactions to Jan's absence.
"Yes!"
"Whew, a week rest."
"Finally, this $§%!$- boy away."
"He can stay there quietly."
"The Spacko-Zivi is not there. Juchuuuu."

Sorry Jan, but apparently no one misses you here.

from a certain source I got a letter from Jan's Mother wrote on Jan. Here's the whole letter.

Hello my little Pupsibär.
Now it is finally over. Our little Jan-Hans-Uwe grows up and leaves the protective nest. For you it is the first time that you are long time separated from your mom and your dad. We miss you already! Fortunately, you've got this little bear (stuffed animal Jans). Then you are not alone. cry if you must, do not be ashamed of your tears. Everyone misses his mom and his dad.
Remember to wash up properly. Even your little Pullermann must not forget you. Since you have now and then even a little problems. If you ever need large on the toilet, can yes you one of your friends ask if they help you. If one of the Cos is evil to you, it does not hew. Go first to a supervisor and say that annoys you one. The way you always do at home.
I told the supervisors that you EVERY DAY with Wick Vaporub will moisturised before going to bed. At 8 clock is bedtime for you! Change your underwear daily
well and think of it: Aronal morning, evening Elmex.
I think nothing can happen if you follow these tips.
We miss you and look forward to you, dear Pupsibär.
Your mommy and your daddy.

This is strong stuff but now times. I would not have thought that Jan is fixated on his home.
my day the way malocht like a pig bristle.
Frankly, this job alone is very annoying.
If my subordinate was there, I had a lot less to work.
Now some info for Jan:
- 4 wooden pallets
- packed and ready at 10am
- 5 Medi-pack car
- put off until 14.30 clock

This event happened the way last week.
a box fell on the floor.
of impact was accompanied with a sound that is generally described as a rattle.
in the box then was something in there that was made of glass and that's in there from now on no more in this glass

IT RAN A LITTLE OFF!
Now the reader thinks: Oh my God. How crazy is that? Since can not just run out so!
I tell you, BUT! Just as it was.

Somehow it had to be cleaned. So I took our cleaning lady. Ms Salm.

Me: "Miss Salm. Could you please come again. Because I've got something spilled "
FS:". Watch out dooo. Eastern'm not a girl. Eastern'm ne adult woman. "
I bit back my laughter. Mrs. S. came to the camp and wanted to clean.
January I asked earlier on, to talk with Mrs. S. Miss.

But Jan did not understand it acoustically.

Jan: "Women's flax. Make it clean here? Frau Lein. "
I made almost laughing in his pants before.

(Why do you actually in your pants with laughter? So plural. But I only have one pair of pants on! Funny weird)

January I whispered in his ear that he should say "young lady".
Jan: "please make this clean, young lady"
Mrs. S.: "So longsom last straw. Eastern'm ne adult woman and not a lady. Because who severally gran table. "
The funny thing is Mrs. P. herself. It looks like ne small, fat woman Hitler. Then she talks about the same as Louise Koschinski.

your favorite sayings:
"God Sacrament" - Holy shit
"Poss oof dooo" - pass to du
. Feddich coffee is " - Coffee is "make Solli Wat?" ready to serve
- What can I do for them?

Mrs. S. is really ne love. Although somewhat crude, but it's too good for nothing.
has gone off in January with dirty shoes on the just cleaned the toilet. Since she has
only once "Jessus Maria" said, and further cleaned.


Today's Lunch: Tortellini with any nerve sauce
Note: 3 +

all I say for today.

tomorrow.




Friday, September 1, 2006

How To Make Up Your Name For Wrestling

Twenty-fourth working day

Power Friday was once again fashionable.
morning you pumping so as to have lunch a little rest.
We should be ready to pitch in at 10.30 so Tommek, the driver could invite it. We were ready to point
10:30 Tommek but was not in sight.
After we were a little mad because he stole our working hours he was at some point. It was 11
clock. Tommek sat the whole time in his truck at the door and we have not seen him.
Tommek: "Guys, this can not I have to do some other things.."
Former Polish bouncer makes an imposing appearance. But
Zivis know no fear.
We explained the situation. Tommek splattered Jan. short crack off his neck and dropped inside. Before me, he seems scared. He bowed in front of me and disappeared.
I banged my fist against the wall, causing a hole formed of.
The pressure wave was converted Tommek threw then.

In the hospital we had to distribute the packets.
We did everything very quickly.
suddenly ran out of a liquid. January packaged into by accident.
then formed a coating on the hand, similar to chalk.
The hand was green and blue. I saved Jan in a spectacular action. could have been
I carried him up and asked what it is. We could not
indentifizieren the liquid.
As it turns out, unfortunately it was nothing bad, so Jan will have no lasting damage.

Because we worked very much and talked little, I really can only remember a few situations that were funny:
sister Jan: "Where is the pharmacy?"
Jan: "Since they have the hill."
sister: "No, where the pharmacy is I want to know."
Jan: "Yes, high tem the mountain."
sister: "On Floor 4, or where "
Jan:" What do they want? You need the hill! "
The sister then went off at level 3 and went to see the sign for pharmacy
sister:"... This is not at all the pharmacy "
confused only funny people in the hospital, we have the nurse then let zwangseinweisen. In the psychiatry. As Cos we're allowed to!
(careful reader. Tomorrow, you could in the slap be)

Jan is next week at a launch seminar of the civil service in Bocholt.
where he will silver rosette can be properly ... vertsohlen the ass can make rectal experience .... .... You know what I mean ... Knick Knack in the Bopper.

late in the day when we were up again at the pharmacy it came to the following situation:
Jan: "Then you're alone next week, then here is something to go wrong."
Me: "I do not say on the stations always that you were the bad Zivi.."
Jan: "I always tell them that they are happy that the foul Zivi is not there."
Me: "My sisters always say that you were totally unfriendly and incompetent, the always say that you were not very bright.."
Jan: "I always tell them that you have no say in it."
Me: "At least one station knows my name The NR3 where I will always addressed to Tim Thus to know more stations mean... Your name as "
Jan:". Somehow your argument is very weak, "I
". My argument is weak? I give only my experience again, "

This conversation was a few minutes and the more competent Zivi could not be determined. (Unofficially, I am the winner. But psst say. Not the Jan.)

We then discussed with Dr Incredib. for a while on the allothermal impact on the durability of non-steroidal anti-rheumatic patients. We exchanged opinions and experiences and Jan and I could help him, the serious relationships of the benzene series, which are bound by vinegar to understand.
Dr. Incredib informed us about the state of things in the neurological-geriatric research. We came to Höckschen Stöckschen. Talked about the problems in gerontology and oncology, we developed a new mutation method.

How you look, we have experienced a lot.
This weekend we have earned.
Next week I'm alone, I cry in January after not a single fucking tear. Thanks to
and Monday.