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First Weekly Report

It is Saturday morning 15.27 clock, I have to do a cat and now nothing better than again to write a report.
had yesterday put me in the time of 21 clock today morning at 3, the following alcoholic beverages to me
- 1 Veltins V + Lemon
- 1 Schöfferhofer wheat
- 1 / 3 Flat Belini champagne
- 1 / 4 bottle Berentzen Sour Apple
- 1 Whisky-Cola
- 1 Tequila
- 1 Malibu Orange
- 2 Sambuca
- 1 Tequila
- 1 Malibu Cherry
- 1 Tequila
- 2 Sambuca
- note 1 Veltins V + Lemon

Man, that my drinking list V + begins and ends.

But true to my job.
here so I will again write a report.
I'll now do the time.

course there were many highlights that I can not list all of course. So I try to describe the high-highlights.
so it happened, for example, that we brought to the driver in the Bredoullie Jürgen.
We wrote a blank box the word "Jürgeeeen" and put the carton on a pre-packed pallet. Thus Jürgen knew that this range is ready and he can go to another hospital. It's as though our ready made signs.

He went to the hospital and unloaded there.
He was about to leave when an excited sister ran after him.
sister: "Wait, wait here is a carton. Jürgeeeeen where it says "
Jürgen:". Ah. It was written by the well so Cos I know that I can take the range. "
sister:" Are there safe? "
Jürgen:" Yes, I am "
sister." But where do I have the Request by e-carton now "
Jürgen:" The box is so empty. The can throw them away. "
sister:" Are you really sure? Not that I do something wrong. "

Jürgen discussed now for several minutes with this somewhat uncleveren sister about the function and the location of that oh-so-important boxes.


On Friday, Jan was a little drunk by the way come to work.
He visited the day before the Moritz-Fiege-brewery. There he could drink much beer. And still nothing. A
Jan is not a Jan, especially when he starts zusäuft not perfect.
Well, he had a small flag. So no flag to wave or something, but an alcohol flag.
I baptized him at once on the name "flag-Jan.
Jan can identify with this new gimmick.
Jan has now become three persons united in himself.
Jan on one since Jan.
When he's drunk, he is Hulk "The Hulk" Hogan and when he has a hangover, he is now "flag-Jan.

Since Jan was very geschlaucht Banner, I just took over most of the Work.
Jan had more the function of a small puppy dog, which ran along beside me.
We went out that I work and he would entertain me.
danced so and Jan sang all the time next to me.
That was pretty funny.
We creamed on Friday at the stations and tidy from sweets.
Any student nurses had baked cakes and sweets made available to us, we attacked with both hands and swallowed. Lunch this week was rather mediocre. Solangsam is an eating out of his ears.
potatoes, potatoes, potatoes. Every day.


salt potatoes pan-fried potatoes, potatoes

foil potatoes
mashed potato
corners
potato rosti potatoes

I hate more by the day.
Well.
I had to concentrate to write this report I now have a headache.
Suuuuper.

I can no longer continue writing.
Thanks for reading and see you soon.

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Dear, dear readers,
on this because I want to apologize to you!
I have now written more for 5 working days of a report more.
But I can of course also explain exactly why.
course I can explain exactly why, I'll do now.

First, the work at the moment suckt just no end.
I'm glad when I get home and have peace.
is our much-loved leader in the still on holiday and has left us alone. The representation could
boss is so shitty, that I polish it every day with a sledgehammer their teeth.

Second, the quality of my reports has declined in recent times significantly. After I read it to me later, much to me that the final reports written very listless, bad and boring.

Third, the spectacular stories of the early days we now experience daily. The daily madness is not funny and above all it is for you, dear reader, sometimes not at all interesting, if I dish out the same garbage every day. A stupid readers without a memory can perhaps save the stories, but you, my faithful reader, you are of course different.

I've decided to write from now on only weekly reports.
This brings me and you more!
Do not be sad. Do not be too upset.
It continues so, not only in the size as before.

Thank you for your understanding.
the first week, then report provides in the coming days.

nice day.

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working thirty-three

Today, Jan and I fell out of the clouds. may
What happened today on the ITS-OP eigenlich never tell you.
And hope you should never have to lie there.

first Situation: We need to
ITS OP something taken away. Drugs. A small package.
SECRET ORDER so to speak.
we fixed everything.
suddenly shouted a woman ". Hilfeee, Hilfeeee, fast"
Jan: "As someone screaming for help."
sister: "Yes, that's already been three days."
Me: "Then maybe someone should look to what's going on."
sister. "Go in there but even then say they will kill you."
We wanted then but not pure.
The nurse went into the room, "Come have a look."
We walked slowly into the room.
sister, "Mrs. M. Whom do they want to kill today?"
Jan: "Why do they call for help because you have so do nothing.."
Grandma: "I can not help it and I'm sooo sorry.."
The grandmother then began to cry almost. Hmmm.

Later we had to re-ITS-OP.
We supplied from our few packages.
We talked with a nurse.
then called another sister: "Juuuungs, come here I watch you at the Just look at this..."
We looked surprised.
sister.. Sometimes I watch the patient looks like Hui Buh The always fidgeting with his arm as if there is ne chain would turn Uuuuuu Hui Buuuuu.. " A short time later
she took the patient's arm through his ruffled hair and said, "Oh Mr. L. Do you have a new hairstyle?"

Since then I have passed the laugh.

is otherwise nothing spectacular happened today.

tomorrow

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Thirty-working

What a day that was for your privacy.

He started as normal.
Everything was okay. No excitement. No stress. Wonderful. We stopped at
WDR4.
"You can not always be ten-screen ...."
"ohoooo Selavi ..."
There were many other bomb hit.
Our mood was great.

But then apparently struck by lightning.

10 clock: We asked for an inspection of the pallets.
Nothing happened.

10.10 Clock: We asked for an inspection of the pallets.
Nothing happened.

10.30: he went into the breakfast room and asked for an inspection.
Nothing happened.
response: "We're taking a break, we are not now.."

We boiled with rage. At 10:45
clock to be ready to be loaded onto the pallets.

10.50 Clock: I went to the NR1 A small mini-box taken away drugs.

10.51 Clock: It came Cytos for NR1. Of course I was already gone.

-> Because to deny the people at the pharmacy does not absolute, we could go twice. But the Cytos're sooooo important. Therefore they are unopened always 2-3 hours at stations around

11 clock: It was finally started to control.
Jürgen, the driver, but had other things to no longer wanted to take our things. As he had seen that we were not guilty, he brought our stuff but then at 11.15 clock down to the hospital.

11.30 Clock: Work starts half an hour late

12 clock: Pick of the OP-stock

Since we are a 13 clock time must be up to load the blue boxes, we had to begin no later than at 12.30 with the break, PERMIT do so we still have any break.
It went so everything pretty much sucks.

We could in the short period before lunch only taken away a pallet and unload.

We did so and then pause.

13 clock: loading of the truck with blue boxes.

13.20 Clock: We drive down to the hospital

From this time, the day is astonishing way funny.

We came down to the locks. In
was about 30 feet away a man on the ground.
He looked very dazed. With him were a couple people.
We wondered what was going on.
Me: "I think he takes a break or something."
Martin:.. "There is Momentmal The glass is not yet ....."
Me: "Oh shit."
Jan:. "Wooo How amazing is that."

The guy named Knut from about 5 meters in height fallen through a glass roof.
Now he was lying on the floor. He was still alive. He himself was not so sure but I believe that he was still alive. That must have been a fall. At its best.

Now comes a description of how the fall is most likely gone (!!!) of Amsterdam.
Knut balanced on the glass roof is a wall behind deleted. Knut is a painter. When Knut was finished, he was very happy.
He began to dance and sing.
"Baby, jump on it, jump on it, on it, on it."
He made this snake movement, and Spackos dancing, dancing, imitating a robot and then made a moonwalk a la Michael Jackson.
has He made Bautz (<-- Babysprache : bedeutet soviel wie "ist hingefallen") Hattabautzemacht, aus 5 Metern höhe. Free Fall Knut. Er hat einen Legdrop gemacht. Sprung vom 5-Meter Turm ohne Wasser. Knut hat sich einfach mal in einer Sekunde dem Erdmittelpunkt um 5 Meter genähert. Pschiiiiiuuuu (Geräusch des Fluges) Plaaaatsch (Geräusch beim Auftreffen. Wir arbeiten ja in einem KRANKENHAUS, wie der aufmerksame Leser weiss. Knut wurde ca. 20 Minuten später abgeholt. Also wenn einem was passiert, ist man hier nicht soooo gut aufgehoben. ---> never hurt.

We reeled off our work. We set up different scenarios, as Knut could have happened. The Dancing with the Knut is me but the most logical option.

The NR2 came we meet a singing man
Jan:. "You can sing."
The man came to Jan, he stopped about 20 cm from Jan's face I thought Jan will now properly hit together You could see it in Jan,... that he thought the same
man. "Jo, I used to tenor." breathe
Puhhh,

on INT1, we told the story of the falling Knut
sister.. "Something like That really is not funny."
Pfleger: "However, I find something even very funny."
There was a little pissed off his sister.
I could laugh no longer.

Although the day was very stressful and fun for a long time remained on the track, I must say that today we have had lots of laughs.
But since the boss is away is a crock of shit. The Vice-Cheffin
stupid is really incompetent and incapable.
Please dear Ed, come back to your civil servants. Bitteeee!!



Mrs K. at the end of the day: "But you see from finished."
Jan: "Because the control was so late, has shifted all totally and it was perfect nothing more."
Mrs. K.: "Then must .. They ask more for control "

morning we ask then, shortly after 8 to take control then we are half and finished at 11



addendum to the day.
As we put things in the OP came from operating room a few people.
At first I thought it would be 2 people.
A total of 15 or so.
But it came more and more and more.
All people who came from that area had completely green suits. green caps. One could .... see only the face

We stood there by now they left laughing at the ducks march which she performs
Then something very strange
Jan:. "Hello Jörg, Michael Good day, Hi Stefanie, Hi Ulf, nice to see you, Good day Joe, you got that old bone, Hi Stefan
........." I do not what Jan was doing.
He welcomed everyone to the first name. I did not understand the world more. How knows Jan only all these people? The series continued. solved the case of the last person the Rätstel on.
all wore a name tag on the front. Jan, the fox, was the sign to see. From my perspective It was unfortunately obscured.
The eyes of the people who came out was because of the hammer.
They also understood well the world is no longer

tomorrow.

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abwäääääärts And it is.
If you thought yesterday was the low point should now be disappointed.
Clock Around 9 Jan and I got straight a big slap in the face.
defended our co-chair, which is currently our boss because the boss does indeed leave was the culprit.

Mrs. K: "So, then I have time with the Lord K. spoken of purchase and we have now settled, that it takes up 12 operating table clock truth in the OR."
Jan and I were first speechless.

1) Is this absolutely not our job
2) Are we at 12 clock just distribute it infusions
3) We must be back at 12.50 at the pharmacy to help with the load. This means that we must begin no later than at 12.20 clock with our break so we all time to create.
4) Do we have time and again to be distributed to the pharmacy to Cytos

It may happen that it just half an hour infusions distributed nobody because we do have to simultaneously make Cytos and OP-stock item.

After the vice-head of the criticisms brought closer to their system was the slap in the face.

Mrs. K.: ". Hehehe, you are indeed a couple, and I stand there now a little on the fence I've been making this now and that is thus made to the Dr. is back."

Then was the day for us then as good as gone.
We asked for tolerance, not confrontation.
We were alos trouble from now on on the wards. Unfortunately, no one would argue with us.
So we were angry, but it could miss anywhere.

the end of the day we had a little fun.
I pushed Jan, who was sitting on a pallet across the hospital. We harvested some laugh and head shake. Then in January
moved me up the mountain while I was on the truck.
It was all really funny.

January made his now-FPs working time reduction.
I was then the last hour alone.
During this time I cleaned up a bit, did this and that

If you judged this day, looking back, I must say that he in the top 5 of the worst days is found.
This damned stupid fucking owl me all day, maybe even messed up the whole week.

Thanks and see you tomorrow.

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Thirtieth working

guys, it's getting depressing
.
was not in the day today okay, but there are always little things on the day that will make me really hard afterwards to write another report.
If we recall the funny things in one day come to fuck things up even more of the day, so you might be puking in the corner and wants.

You think you could easily work the working day down, but then be placed anywhere from a rich stones and rocks in the road, so a the bile is just as high.

is then also the head away and left only its representation. The
I watch the damn all the time like a fucking owl, so that you too would like to suggest pure. Says no sound I watch, stupid and unappealing as a piece of chicken manure.
Then come those damn fucking Cytos every hour, so you have to stop working forever.
Unfortunately, we have built today shit that we've picked up TWICE cytobox that were still full.
This led to several radio calls to our damn Pieper, I would like to just push the fucking owl in its ugly face. That was all the way feinstens German Ruhr area. But I'm going to correct certain non, as I write these words just to clock 20.30 and am just too much rage. I do not know what to do with the time of the correct spelling, but it's me EGAAAAL!

Oh yes, today was Jan so again. But if ever any people give a damn tasks can also be 10 people and it is not yet ausm Quark.
Today was also to very warm.
pisses me off the hammer to everything.

I'm currently really reached a low point and I would be happy about a disease or injury, as long as they are not too bad.

long time, you could say it any more, but since about 4 working days suckt community service at the highest degree.

I have out of sheer hatred even today really had no desire to write a report but that damn whisked term waste garbage trash ³ (garbage waste of 3) now had to get out again.


I hereby apologize for my use of expletives and abusive language.

Bye

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Twenty-ninth working

Subsequent report on Friday, 08.09.2006:

was the Friday of the previous worst day in my neunundzwanzigtägigen working.
There were not very much to do, no, the driver always half an hour came too late.
Listening little is on, but quite a lot.
I was so late done that several stations had already closed, such as orthopedic and vascular surgical outpatient clinic.

However, I had to laugh twice at this shitty day.
For example, when I was on the NR3 and had taken away infosion.
Suddenly there was a granny behind me.
Grandma, "Young man you help me once please!"
Me: "Wait, I'll get a sister."
Grandma, "Young man you help me once please!"
I fetched a nurse.
Grandma, "Young man in my room is a device out of the music is so funny, my ears, it hurts, I can not hear more, it hurts in the ears "
Pfleger:". All right Mrs. S.. I do the radio the same. "
I had to laugh a bit. It was only the keeper to put clear what he meant the grandmother, then a lot of the penny and he ripped.
Funny cunning nurse.

Another situation today was so funny that I first not 10 minutes it was working.

So, the truck coming at us on a ramp. There, the cargo ramp of the truck to get down to left to pallets in the truck.
We pushed so a car on the ramp .
site were Jürgen, Tommek, Michael, Martin and me.
Martin held the car rolled down so he would not. Tommek drove the loading ramp high.
The car was pushed into the truck. Estimated 1.4 seconds later there was a bang and a scream.
Marin, making the car noted previously, took a step backwards.
Unfortunately, the ramp was up. He slid, came with his left leg in the gap between ramp and loading dock. He cried briefly, then clap on the arm on the ramp.
He was then there. One leg up, the other leg under the loading dock, lying on the concrete ramp to the pharmacy. Unfortunately, I must
laugh at something like this ever before, what can I ask before going on.
Jürgen was jump to it directly. Jürgen
?. "Martin, clear everything Why are you lying on the floor for as you have, non-lie "
Martin told his kind of history, where he still for a few short" ahhs "and" mhhs "interrupted. These interruptions and be pain verzertes face gave evidence for pain.
Tommek, Michael and I drove 5 minutes later, down to the Hospital laughed and first 10 minutes over the situation.
Especially Jürgens spell was awesome.
Martin's way, nothing happened. Not that I will get any inquiries as he is. He has abrasions on his arm and a big knee.

Friday was the last day of the boss. Well not forever, but for 2 weeks.
I took my leave of course, as befits a good One civilian.
Me: "Boss, great holiday and thanks for the confidence that I have the next 2 weeks shall take charge of the pharmacy."
Dr. Incredib ". Do not talk Quark Tim I remain of the ruler of this realm even if I am on vacation in 10 years they can take me from here Then I say that is.." Tim Bye, see you in of hell. "
Me: "You want to die in 10 years?"
Dr. Incredib: "No, I'm going to retire."

this would be again.
I sincerely apologize to the readers for my lack of motivation on Friday and Saturday to write this report. But after Friday
came home my mood was so bad that I really had first the Snout full.

DT2

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Twenty-eighth working day

The Story of yesterday is now escalating.
It was awesome!
But now to the story:

This morning I was looking for red boxes.
The need we all know about chemo-transport matters.
I came past the DT2, took a red box and moved on.
sister: "Mooooment young man"
I turned around.
sister: "Take now with the blue boxes!"
Me: "No, I do not now I have no way to transport the I take with me, if I this afternoon with NEM car'm here..."
Sister: "And so it goes, the boxes are not here for weeks in the closet.."
Me: "If a week long would be here, then there would be 30 boxes and not 3"
sister: "You take immediately with the boxes."
Me: "No, I think not."
sister: "Yesterday I phoned a colleague of them and told me yesterday that are picked up."
Me: "That is not the whole time I was standing next to my colleague when they both spoke on the phone and there was no talk of yesterday, let alone today I can adjust that I fetch the morning, so Friday... .
sister: "I have called several times that the boxes up today at neun clock to be picked up "I
". I do think they are exceptions to every station? And what's the point at all that they blacken me immediately with my boss? Yesterday I was here like 4 times on the station and never been mentioned. Then I'm up, have dinner celebration, as they call and want to be served immediately. Two minutes later they call again and threaten a complaint. I need I can not really ashamed. "
sister:" You take the boxes NOW "
Me:" no. "
am Then I went
An older couple watched the situation I asked her who the winners!.. and she replied that I had won.

But it went further. When I picked up the lunch boxes, the sister
said "This is also about time. We can not even wait forever."
I: "Do they provoke me or what if they now want to slip to that level, they are welcome to do about it anyway I can only laugh.."

Just before I was closing time, a colleague came to me.
I just forgot the name.
wife. "Tim, I have to scold you I was just on the DT2 and told me that you pick up the boxes before." I
: "Excuse me I was 2 hours since I have everything taken away.."
wife, "they told me at the station, there were many boxes that have not been picked up by The have also. complains about your snotty way and you were very unfriendly tomorrow today. "
I told her the story
wife." Can you still then go straight over and still look that the red boxes are there. Blue boxes are not matter, but the red ones are so important. "
I then went to DT2 and of course, no cases were there.
neither red nor blue boxes. So this was pure harassment.
Continued ...

also follows Today I had to carry 20 liters of double-distilled water from the histology laboratory for L13.
insiders know that the road is very shit.
I would estimate at 500 meters and the half-way there is a steep uphill.
When I was up I had really fed up full. Unfortunately, I have
on Monday carried the 20 liters for histology. So that was false. Well, my own fault.

Lunch:
Gypsy schnitzel with potatoes.
Note: 2

Other events of the day:
- the all-Creamy-Jürgen is back from vacation
- I Jürgen today hailed as "Everything plummy"
- we have an intern. Sarah, then aged around 18 years
- the boss goes Monday for 2 weeks in the holiday
- I had to present 4 times Cytos taken away, even though I'm alone. (It's bad enough when you're two and four times Los required)

so, then this would all for today.

PS: I now go in the city for the HCR-shop.
There I will make my ticket in 1000 rebook or God knows what with it.
Maybe I spin it to the woman just in the face.

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Twenty-seventh working day

Soo dear reader, it's time.
Also Tim will now likely get a complaint.
After Jan had, already after 5 days of a complaint, I'm 'only' turn now.

It was like this:
Today I had four times the station DT2.
I had ...
- Request by e
a package ... - infusions
-
drugs - chemotherapy
. As I

today at 15.30 at last my work was done, which is very late by our standards, called the DT2 A colleague of mine, and told her that I should immediately pick up the boxes.
Karo came to me, told me the problem.
I said that I will not do that because to me that would be able to say just now, when I was with them. Today I was namely four times since.
The question that I ask then is: Where are they ever fucking blue boxes on the DT2.
The question I forwarded to diamonds, which she set her sister.
The boxes were in the closet. Unfortunately I know nothing of boxes in the closet. I've never fucking crates for some fucking cupboard fetched.
I got upset a little, moaned around diamonds, etc.
hung up.
A minute later, called his sister. The boxes
were brought to the door and if I did not pick them Thursday, they would complain to the boss. I said about diamonds, they can complain as long as she wanted. (The phrase I got from Jan).
is the good that tomorrow I do not go into this house, because tomorrow I am in the Children's Hospital. Funny.
I then told my boss even then, that tomorrow will call a sister who wants to complain about me.
comment my boss: "Tim, where's the drama in this story they should complain but if she says That's plenty of spectacular..."

After me this crap has ruined the mood and then I eventually home, was a letter lying on my desk.
by the HCR.
"We look forward to it as from the 1:09:06 to welcome as a subscription customer."
we think about it. I have not written last Thursday in my report that the HCR micht not as a subscription customer needs or wants?

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So, I had last week concluded the subscription for 01.10 and I bought this month for a normal ticket.
Now I have two tickets so. A normally purchased and a subscription ticket.
-> double price
damned fucking wanker.
If I was in the agreement, "FROM OCTOBER" write what could mean then?
Klaro means approximately "FROM SEPTEMBER". I should have known.
Now I have the shit hits the back leg, because any Spackos think they have to be stupid. HCR shit. Then you call in there and want to complain, then decreases no.
If you feel like could do like to send a letter bomb to go there.

As you can see I have wonderful mood!

yet ne cool story from today:

Around noon I drove a truck to the hostel-lift.
Just when I got a sister joined with two unoccupied wheelchairs.
I just wanted to go inside.
sister. "Noooo That does not fit!"
Me: "The match five times. . Go to the page "
sister:" Neeeein! Take the next elevator "
I". What is the bullshit then. I pass it loose inside. And now do have room there, "
sister:".. Neeeein "
The door closed and I could no longer fast enough to block

About 20 minutes later in the same elevator
I was in there with my truck and a.... range and another man who stood at the door
Exactly The sister
sister?. "driving times to the side. I am running with "I
".! Noooo "
I drove a piece before, so they did not enter
you." What is that supposed "
Me:" That does not fit "
. You: "Yeah right, I still clean."
Me: "When you discard your fat ass, maybe with your fat ass NEVER.?.."
The man who was with me in the elevator laughed.
The sister was boiling with rage.
Match Winner: TIM!

Then I saw today still a funny note.

"Please dezinfinieren infusions prior to use."

Classic case of multiple combination of letters.
zin = kidney = sin
adorn

So, that would be for today.


PS: Today was a certain Stefan R. the pharmacy. He works for a pharmacy in Herne.
I've known him a long time. With him I have my first cigarette smoked.
What does it mean a cigarette. We have stolen a box of cheap cigarettes from his grandfather, then mitm bike in the woods and then we cut away the whole box to cheek. Then we were bad, but that was unimportant.
Man, we were cool!!
Stefan asked me today quite intimidate, if he could come in the daily report.
Yes Stefan. How it this YOU ARE THERE.
Congratulations. If you would like to congratulate Stefan
, find how to do like in the comments.
Thanks!

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Twenty-sixth working day

I would like to use this daily column, a letter to Jan to write.

Hi Jan, my colleague-reinforced. As shown
are you? I'm fine.
The weather is beautiful.
How's the weather with you?
Today was a very mild day. I was at quarter to nine deal with the pack all the things I had to. I had now taken away four times chemotherapy. That was annoying. In an abstract of an older man I met He said I was the most important man in the hospital, because I bring the Chemos that keep him alive. This has been a strange situation. The man had apparently already come to terms with his death.
Today I drank biosorbent. As you know, biosorbent is a food establishment. I have tried
Geschmacksrichung chocolate. The box was already expired.
I only drank a sip. Kerstin and then have I tried the vanilla flavor. After Kelly had taken a sip it was choking the area. She would like to vomit, they just did not know where. I then also drank a sip. I tell you: IT IS THE HAMMER!
have something nasty I never drunk. Tastes like feces.
Dr. Incredib always called me a "lone fighter Tim" or "neglected lonely boy." He is very concerned about me because I'm alone. If
runs but all according to plan. Yesterday and today were so few things to do than ever on a Monday or Tuesday.
This is obviously good for me.
Dear Jan, I hope you have fun in your Holidays.
Let it go well with you and dishwasher once you properly through the intestines. Tim
your


Finally, a funny story of the day.
Tommek the driver, a former bouncer in Poland: "In the past, in Poland, I've been waiting for a year on a banana"
Tim: "Boar, so long"
Tommek: "Yes, yes, there was nothing one had to wait long for something.."
I smiled a little
Tommek (sauer! !!!):" Stop laughing. If nothing funny. This is serious and you laugh. "

Since I was a little intimidated, but the Tommek can not fly to determine what should suffer. Hopefully!!

tomorrow.

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Twenty-fifth working day

Good day,
as you have already learned Friday, I am alone this week at work.
My colleague,
(Oh, what's his name? June? Jon? Ahh he is called in January I think)
is indeed on a familiarization course.
Now some reactions to Jan's absence.
"Yes!"
"Whew, a week rest."
"Finally, this $§%!$- boy away."
"He can stay there quietly."
"The Spacko-Zivi is not there. Juchuuuu."

Sorry Jan, but apparently no one misses you here.

from a certain source I got a letter from Jan's Mother wrote on Jan. Here's the whole letter.

Hello my little Pupsibär.
Now it is finally over. Our little Jan-Hans-Uwe grows up and leaves the protective nest. For you it is the first time that you are long time separated from your mom and your dad. We miss you already! Fortunately, you've got this little bear (stuffed animal Jans). Then you are not alone. cry if you must, do not be ashamed of your tears. Everyone misses his mom and his dad.
Remember to wash up properly. Even your little Pullermann must not forget you. Since you have now and then even a little problems. If you ever need large on the toilet, can yes you one of your friends ask if they help you. If one of the Cos is evil to you, it does not hew. Go first to a supervisor and say that annoys you one. The way you always do at home.
I told the supervisors that you EVERY DAY with Wick Vaporub will moisturised before going to bed. At 8 clock is bedtime for you! Change your underwear daily
well and think of it: Aronal morning, evening Elmex.
I think nothing can happen if you follow these tips.
We miss you and look forward to you, dear Pupsibär.
Your mommy and your daddy.

This is strong stuff but now times. I would not have thought that Jan is fixated on his home.
my day the way malocht like a pig bristle.
Frankly, this job alone is very annoying.
If my subordinate was there, I had a lot less to work.
Now some info for Jan:
- 4 wooden pallets
- packed and ready at 10am
- 5 Medi-pack car
- put off until 14.30 clock

This event happened the way last week.
a box fell on the floor.
of impact was accompanied with a sound that is generally described as a rattle.
in the box then was something in there that was made of glass and that's in there from now on no more in this glass

IT RAN A LITTLE OFF!
Now the reader thinks: Oh my God. How crazy is that? Since can not just run out so!
I tell you, BUT! Just as it was.

Somehow it had to be cleaned. So I took our cleaning lady. Ms Salm.

Me: "Miss Salm. Could you please come again. Because I've got something spilled "
FS:". Watch out dooo. Eastern'm not a girl. Eastern'm ne adult woman. "
I bit back my laughter. Mrs. S. came to the camp and wanted to clean.
January I asked earlier on, to talk with Mrs. S. Miss.

But Jan did not understand it acoustically.

Jan: "Women's flax. Make it clean here? Frau Lein. "
I made almost laughing in his pants before.

(Why do you actually in your pants with laughter? So plural. But I only have one pair of pants on! Funny weird)

January I whispered in his ear that he should say "young lady".
Jan: "please make this clean, young lady"
Mrs. S.: "So longsom last straw. Eastern'm ne adult woman and not a lady. Because who severally gran table. "
The funny thing is Mrs. P. herself. It looks like ne small, fat woman Hitler. Then she talks about the same as Louise Koschinski.

your favorite sayings:
"God Sacrament" - Holy shit
"Poss oof dooo" - pass to du
. Feddich coffee is " - Coffee is "make Solli Wat?" ready to serve
- What can I do for them?

Mrs. S. is really ne love. Although somewhat crude, but it's too good for nothing.
has gone off in January with dirty shoes on the just cleaned the toilet. Since she has
only once "Jessus Maria" said, and further cleaned.

Today's Lunch: Tortellini with any nerve sauce
Note: 3 +

all I say for today.

tomorrow.

How To Make Up Your Name For Wrestling

Twenty-fourth working day

Power Friday was once again fashionable.
morning you pumping so as to have lunch a little rest.
We should be ready to pitch in at 10.30 so Tommek, the driver could invite it. We were ready to point
10:30 Tommek but was not in sight.
After we were a little mad because he stole our working hours he was at some point. It was 11
clock. Tommek sat the whole time in his truck at the door and we have not seen him.
Tommek: "Guys, this can not I have to do some other things.."
Former Polish bouncer makes an imposing appearance. But
Zivis know no fear.
We explained the situation. Tommek splattered Jan. short crack off his neck and dropped inside. Before me, he seems scared. He bowed in front of me and disappeared.
I banged my fist against the wall, causing a hole formed of.
The pressure wave was converted Tommek threw then.

In the hospital we had to distribute the packets.
We did everything very quickly.
suddenly ran out of a liquid. January packaged into by accident.
then formed a coating on the hand, similar to chalk.
The hand was green and blue. I saved Jan in a spectacular action. could have been
I carried him up and asked what it is. We could not
indentifizieren the liquid.
As it turns out, unfortunately it was nothing bad, so Jan will have no lasting damage.

Because we worked very much and talked little, I really can only remember a few situations that were funny:
sister Jan: "Where is the pharmacy?"
Jan: "Since they have the hill."
sister: "No, where the pharmacy is I want to know."
Jan: "Yes, high tem the mountain."
sister: "On Floor 4, or where "
Jan:" What do they want? You need the hill! "
The sister then went off at level 3 and went to see the sign for pharmacy
sister:"... This is not at all the pharmacy "
confused only funny people in the hospital, we have the nurse then let zwangseinweisen. In the psychiatry. As Cos we're allowed to!
(careful reader. Tomorrow, you could in the slap be)

Jan is next week at a launch seminar of the civil service in Bocholt.
where he will silver rosette can be properly ... vertsohlen the ass can make rectal experience .... .... You know what I mean ... Knick Knack in the Bopper.

late in the day when we were up again at the pharmacy it came to the following situation:
Jan: "Then you're alone next week, then here is something to go wrong."
Me: "I do not say on the stations always that you were the bad Zivi.."
Jan: "I always tell them that they are happy that the foul Zivi is not there."
Me: "My sisters always say that you were totally unfriendly and incompetent, the always say that you were not very bright.."
Jan: "I always tell them that you have no say in it."
Me: "At least one station knows my name The NR3 where I will always addressed to Tim Thus to know more stations mean... Your name as "
Jan:". Somehow your argument is very weak, "I
". My argument is weak? I give only my experience again, "

This conversation was a few minutes and the more competent Zivi could not be determined. (Unofficially, I am the winner. But psst say. Not the Jan.)

We then discussed with Dr Incredib. for a while on the allothermal impact on the durability of non-steroidal anti-rheumatic patients. We exchanged opinions and experiences and Jan and I could help him, the serious relationships of the benzene series, which are bound by vinegar to understand.
Dr. Incredib informed us about the state of things in the neurological-geriatric research. We came to Höckschen Stöckschen. Talked about the problems in gerontology and oncology, we developed a new mutation method.

How you look, we have experienced a lot.
This weekend we have earned.
Next week I'm alone, I cry in January after not a single fucking tear. Thanks to
and Monday.

Marilyn Monroe Shoeer

Twenty-third working day

Today was a very very strange day.
Not in the sense of fun, but in the sense of "Something's wrong here".
At work, everything was creamy, like Jürgen would say.

We had today the hazardous material training. Each
The pharmacy staff learned how to deal with hazardous substances.
The tenor (= the key message) was that you do not hazardous substances:
eat, drink
,
mix
breathe
touch
tilt in nature,
and actually not at all should love it.
We all sat in the kitchen as a glimpse into Dr. Incredib threw.
Me: "Ahh, there he is boss, we go on strike.."
Dr. Incredib ". Soooo you're my candidate for today I ask you up tomorrow about the hazardous substances.."
Me: "Hmz"

He has got me there.
Later, he repeated that he wanted to consult me.
I think he was serious.

malochten We like animals. One moment. Today, we had only one box and 3 blue boxes. So we
Malochten as sloths or wombats, if anyone knows Wombats. The name alone sounds Wombat already in class. So we malochten Wombatse as if Wombatse is the plural of Wombat.

Lunch:
steak with potato wedges and Dumplings.
The meat was so disgusting. I would almost have to break. Well, I ate habs, but it was disgusting. And I had to break it either. Was dependent only said so.
Jan had beef roll. Which was also disgusting.

After lunch we came to the following situation.
Thomas (of which we incorporated added): "Jan traveling, sometimes ask the truck to the gate."
Jan: "Can I do that?"
Thomas. "Not really, but here are the keys."
Jan: "Alright."
Jan went with me to the truck, we got on. January turned on the engine.
suddenly came running up Thomas, ripped the door: "What do you do the why the engine maaaan."
Jan and I looked at us blankly.
Jan: "Should we move to the gate or what?"
Thomas: "maaaaan Why are you doing to the engine?"

short time later, Thomas told us that his boss was standing behind our truck.
Thomas can not simply give away the truck keys. He would have Get worse.
He got a little scared and so we tried to ride in the shit, so he gets no hassle.
But if nothing happens. Everything went well. We are not offended or anything.

As punishment, we have adhered to Thomas scooter a shield.
"Gay on Board" and including 3 heart. He now has
it.

Today was the former boss there. She sat in the kitchen. Hans wished to go imagine.
addition to the old boss was Dr. Incredib.
He saw Jan and then made the "I see you" - characters.
(He led the index and middle fingers to the eyes, only to show in a very rapid, forceful movements with the index finger on Jan.)
January I got to meet very puzzled. wanted
He was a little intimidated and did not know what the boss.
He suggested the motion be malignant.
Later that day the boss was friendly again. No idea what he wanted to achieve with "I see you".

The working day was thus actually from quite good and also funny.

I just had AZV (-> 1.5 hours earlier closing time) and wanted to go home.
On the way to the tram stop, a bus passed me, which I could drive it. I ran after. At the bus stop shortly after I arrived by bus.
I was about 1.5 meters behind the driver's door when the driver closed the door and drove off.
sheer rage, I wanted to connect to the bus.
I have entered against it. Unfortunately, against the right tail light. The real
keep nothing from these things. What I mean is that now a bus without rumfährt right taillight. At least I'm
gespurtet then again shortly, as the bus driver stopped again. I was not prepared. Then I wanted

in the VRR shop. I wanted to subscribe to me a ticket 1000th
wife: "The issue today is not today is too full.."
I ". Ehhm What is this I can surely take out a subscription How ridiculous is that?."
wife: "No, today is doing too much."
Me: "I would now like to have but Ticket 1000 and ready. Customer is king. Do they know something is not? "
wife:" Since they are always dependent on our buses, I am now just Lower Austrian Come back tomorrow or is empty "I
". What to do? The fat is ne complaint "
wife. Pfff. Today, containing much to do. "

I'm me not decided to complain.
I got lurking just the woman and bring loppe them after work.
is They regret ME to want to reject as a customer.
bitch.
(bitch in this case is an insult. It is probably no bitch. Married, two children, I would appreciate.)

Well, at least she gets a the mouth.
Our boss always says: "If it is not normal then by force.."

tomorrow.

Laundry Disneyland Paris

Twenty-working

Hello and a wonderful day to you all. How you look, I've
excellent mood today.
(I wonder just what you shall see that. Therefore I tell you. I have excellent mood)
Now you ask yourselves why I am now so much delight in the world.
I'll tell you. And it now. Right now:
Today there was content.
The first salary.
And how many were there?
This question I answer.
! There was € 489.49!
are therefore for 40 € more than I expected. Hach yes, life has meaning again.
Jan and I were happy all day and nothing could spoil our mood. Also Jan
than about 0.5 liters of Coke spilled on the table, we could only laugh.
short time later I spilled cocoa drink 0.23 liters. (Umgs-spr.: cocoa [. Umgs-spr -> {colloquially colloquially -> German normal}]) and it did not bother me.
Even as someone today the evil "as such" errors, made it took me one bit from the rest.
brief explanation of the "as such" phenomenon.
"As" is used when two things are different and they are compared:
(My head is bigger than yours, I have a water head.)
"Like" used is when two things are the same / similar and they are compared: (.. My head looks like yours seems you are also a forceps delivery)


For the very clever, "How" comes to the positive, "As" is after the comparative.

Author's note: I do not have a water head, nor am I a forceps delivery. That was just an example to get you to explain the phenomenon. This is not a blog about water heads or forceps deliveries, if someone has landed on the Internet looking for a blog about water heads or forceps deliveries to the site. Thank you!

Today, we were immediately admonished several times but to collect even the blue and red boxes.
Jan: "We always make very sure that we take the boxes."
Mrs P: "If that were the case, the boxes were here."
Rummer door slammed to. January
looked puzzled and then imitates a bird should represent the woman P..
On the whole we let ourselves today to start discussions.

If we were talking and someone disagreed with us today, we broke that person: ".. This should be no discussion here, this was a civil official arrangement and not a discussion point"

were therefore done for 90% of the issues.
Some senior physicians naturally wanted to happen rather listen to reason.
These could be then calm of Kimberly and Stacy.
(For more information about the actions of Stacy and Kimberly they receive when they join the Premium Club)

Later I got a conversation with two women. I think that virtually all conversations take place between women, too.
The first woman is mentioned in the following two women, the second woman to be named women's first

Woman 2: "Oh .. oh Duuuuu diiiir How are you."
Woman 1: "Och jaaa najaaaa it geeeeht.."
Woman 2: ".. Joaaar at miiiir aaaaauch The weather bothers me."
Woman 1: "You are quite blässchen around the nose."
Woman 2: "... Oh yeah yeah Hach Former Jajaaaa."
Woman 1: "My son is .'re Still sick, "
Woman 2:" Really? Oh yeah. But is the much better "
Woman 1:". Jajaaa. It goes like this. You I must go on. Tschüssiiii "
Woman 2:" Ciaoiiiii. Until the day again. "

Strangely, the women have changed, despite a relatively long maintenance time very little information.
Perhaps call this the reason why women for hours.
Man (n) do not know. By the way, I feel the spelling of" Man ( n) ". a most ridiculous
Then you can still write the same:" ".
Just because" man homophonic man "and" man ", same sounding subject, the need's not any of these absolutely unpleasant quality joke Please stop.. It's not funny!
I just "Man (n) is written out of sheer provocation.

talked Towards the end of Jan and I are about the life of Goethe.
Since we are both highly educated young men, we did not know the right answer.
(This ... sentence was illogical [false causality])
So we asked for on the wards and in the pharmacy
Since we could not answer the question precisely, we looked on the internet
The best answers to the stations.

doctor: " Sun at 1900th "
Ehhhm, exactly. The famous Goethe's poems," Oh my dear industrialization "and" Today I drive train "are so widely known.

sister: "About the Middle Ages"

The Middle Ages covers a good 1,000 years. 500 - 1500th AD, is understood
As Goethe was born in 1749, this brilliant response was even wrong.
If this sister but only adds to the time period.
suggestions:
"Approximately between Caesar and Hitler."
"Approximately between glacial and computer time."
"Approximately between big bang and end of the world."
But that was the good sister, of course.

At the pharmacy we asked the boss.
Normally I would now maintain the illusion that he is full of knowledge, but the situation was too funny.

Me: "Oh boss know it when Goethe was born?"
Dr. Incredib: "Ehm, yes, uh, uh, well, uh, so 1630th"
Jan: "Eeeeeeh, almost."
Dr. Incredib: "The was 80 years or so."
Me: "Yes, he was born in 1749."
Jan: "And he died 1832nd"
Dr. Incredib ". But the moment is not gonna work then he would be 202 years.." I
: "????"
Jan: "???"
Dr. Incredib ". Why are you so stupid looks from 1630 to 1832 are exactly 202 years."
Me: "Ehhm, boss, we have just said that he was born 1749 and died in 1832, these are exactly 83 years.."
Dr. Incredib. "Yes, and I say, that he was born in 1630 and was over 80. Thus he died about 1710, "
Jan:". They want lies the Internet, "Dr.
Incredib:" Snip snap. Do you want to say I'm lying? "

thus had already won the boss again.
So who won the best once again.

tomorrow!

Wedding Reception Table Ideas With Rose Petals

Twenty-first working day

This is a chance Homepage
send the page to your 15 friends and your dearest wish come true.
Send the page is blue to 20 of your friends and your ICQ flower.
(Yeah, it turns blue!)
send the page to 25 of your friends and your genitals (Donnerlunte, lout, phallus .... you know what you mean - Knick Knack) is as large as you want.
(ONLY if you're a guy. If it does not just grow your breasts, or your brain ... buuuuh, shit Tim, shame)

If you send this page is not on, you will visit the disaster.
Your friend / in is ill with syphilis and the internet is irrevocably deleted from your computer.
! Yes the internet is DELETED!
ALSO
Use your chance and get down to the Internet.

now to this day:
Today we drove the Al-cart racing.
downhill. With
relegate, shoving and other unfair means. A winner could not
be determined. Unofficially, a certain Tim was determined to be winners, but you can not say more accurate. At the moment I do not know how to describe this race you better. I still try again.

buzz buzz, bang, bääng, boom, squeak, brfztzg, buzz
Get it?

Today, unfortunately, little happened. Therefore, I would imagine the two characters rumlungern at the hospital.
There are two one-euro jobs, caring for the shrubs and the lawn. More or less.
Actually, the two just stand around all day.
The woman looks at her phone and the guy staring at the woman.
, woman, I hear all the time woman. THIS is not a woman. This is a monster or something.
type description of the woman / monster: small, rounded body bare, shaved hair, the forehead is a strand of bleached hair, goggle eyes. The

just looks to shoot. A face like the night: not so black, but so ugly.
Type Description Type: relatively large, ugly, glasses, thin, white, funny
The two are really awesome.
YOU ARE GERMANY

Lunch: Pasta with Bolognese Sauce
The noodles were soft butter, but in a negative sense. The sauce was watery
, but in a negative sense.
The grated cheese was disgusting, but in a negative sense. In the large
and all the food was bad today.
I was not too happy. 5 +. Eating the worst there ever was.
I repeat: that there was jeeeemals.
And we eat there already for 21 days!

Today we have one referee for Jan's and my disagreement discovered.
Dr. Incredib
it is not, but a computer.

So we helped the Internet today, the exact conversion from week to learn to PS (1.34) and that the old Formula One points system (10 6 4 3 2 1) and new (10 8 6 5 4 3 2 1 ) is. Then we
argued about who has the biggest brain. The Internet
said Dr. Incredib.
The size of the brain is but not proportional to the IQ (The word proportional I will not explain)
The brain of a sperm whale is 6 times as large as the human brain. DasPottwal brain is at least twice as large as Dr. Incredibs brain.
Who has the highest IQ? The Internet
said Dr. Incredib
Every question we asked was from the Internet, "Dr. Incredib" answered.
We began to suspect that the head of the Internet manipulated in order to present themselves in a better light. He is so awesome.

Long Live Dr. Incredib,
until tomorrow.

How To Get Free Poptropica Cridits

Twentieth working

It's Monday
Herne - 6.45 clock - the hair has
Bochum - 7.30 clock - the hair has

Today we woke up to 7.50 clock in front of closed doors. The person who has the keys were just not working, or were late for work. At 8:30
clock we missed the head then a run and asked what we had done for one hour.
Ankackerei After 5 minutes, he laughed and we understood that he was only kidding ourselves.
Then we made our morning work. Around noon we drove

by truck to the hospital. These are only a few meters, but you go have preferred to run as. Below
was taught just the cesspool of the kitchen. The
throw their food scraps as more pure, let gaar the two weeks and then it is exhausted. The
stiiiinkt. As in the sewage treatment plant. Not that I apologize in sewage treatment plant was .... although ...
During project week, I once had a broken arm and was allowed in any sports project.
Then I "lakes and water - pH and other cool stuff" done. Bullshit.
We were on the last day of the sewage treatment plant. This also has stunk crass.
Back to topic.
It stunk so. Actually, I now wanted to write something like "alla preneur".
do you mean something like "its best". Unfortunately, I had never
French and therefore do not know how to write it, or whether the word even exists.

invented Then Jan and I each a Alter-ego.
The word alter-ego has to do a temporary Bedeutung.Hat So nothing to with age.
It comes from Latin and means second self.

Jan -> Kimberly Kimberly
is silly, handsome, black hair (like Tomb Raider), model and sets a high value on physical appearance

Tim -> Stacy Stacy is also
bitchy, blonde and has an updo. She has always afraid that her Harre be wet ("Ahhh, I'll get more hair."

Stacy and Kimberly are both in love with Ed. Ed is you probably known as Dr. Incredib.
The two cute mice are jealous of the other women in the pharmacy and are therefore 100% of confrontation.
Stacy and Kimberly unfortunately can not work in the pharmacy.
"Ahhh, my fingernails! Ahhh!" Perhaps in future it will
hear more of the two.
Unless we forget that they exist. (! Quite possible and even likely)

Lunch:
Gyros with Kräuterdipp and potatoes
Note: 4 - The
Kräuterdipp was full of parsley. Actually, it was only
parsley.
Baaar.
January it was delicious.
He was so happy that his brain could not even say it tastes bad.
This part of the brain was virtually shut down, ate as January
Kimberly and Stacy have eaten nothing.

opposite end of the day Jan Habenicht eingespert on a pallet.
Around him, I built Holzpallisaden that are normally placed on the pallet to secure the packages.
I built this Holzpallisaden high about 2 meters, so that Jan would not everything came out. Then I
with David (colleague from the camp, who writes occasionally on this page Comments) thrown old cardboard boxes into it.

Dr. Incredib just laughed.
Yeah, apparently he likes us.

That's it for today.
I go then write s wanted the report for the school-Sucks page. The fact
do not continue. (Victory for Tim)
until tomorrow

Oscar Fish Eye Diseases

special edition

IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT!

How to recognize the success of a project?
Exactly, the number of imitators.

When I finally come. After just 24 days there is the first civilian-Sucks-clone in the short history of my page.
Two individuals named Daniel and Nicholas, he himself called Niggolai what I personally find to be highly ridiculous, have copied my site!

On http://www.schule-sucks.blogspot.com you can watch the Deletant attempts of both students. transfer

My idea of the school is okay. I think it would even be good if created additional pages of this kind would.
my-wife-sucks, life sucks, I-to-high-weight-sucks or other ideas would be wonderful. (That depends on whether the woman suckt, or whether the woman suckt something else)

to use the same design as I'm okay. Is a little embarrassing, at about the 50 designs to choose from, but I can live with it.

What bothers me is something else to copy
DerVersuch my writing style, I feel as a personal attack.
According to § 37 and § 245 of the IGB (Internet Code) provides that a forbidden to steal the ideas of Tim, or Tim's copy works.

I also believe that your copy not succeeded.
(My opinion)
[I would not really "my opinion" must write in brackets as the words "I believe" is already signaling that it is my opinion is]

way I will refrain from display.

This is not on this page uses title as "School Sucks, and in such a right," I like that.
Instead, the authors write, "School Sucks, and how they do it". I find this ridiculous.

are of course now, some readers think: "Oh, Tim is a diva."
And I say to you. YES! In this case, I like to have a diva.


As a Knight of grammar and as freedom fighters of the German spelling
I would like to discuss the report from Friday nis set an example.
(. By the way, it means spelling and orthography It occurs, of right, in the sense of right and not by right in the sense of not the left.)

I quote: " he shoot the ball the exact opposite of the boring bits and falls down. "

This sentence has many errors on the I want to improve now.

The past tense of the third person singular of the word "shoot" is not seen here as "shooting", but "shot". -> He shot

Instead of the dative (of the Drills should be used) here the Genitv (the drill).
elementary school first grade:
Whose head is shot by a ball? The head of the drill.
Whose is the way the signal word for the Genitv.

also is presented to readers in this sentence a false illusion.
I thought for example that it is the head of a drill.
so to speak, the tip of a drill. A battery drill, for example, or a drill, which is connected to the 230 volt outlet in the living room to drill a hole in the wall.

After a short investigation, I learned, however, that a drill head is the top of a drill. (That which you put forward purely to drill the hole)

The author argues, however a craftsman of the drill.
The reader learns a few sentences later, that it is a human.

would have formed in this sentence, the author also better to have a subordinate clause. The Annex (and falls down) is not very good.
It seems that only the head would fall down and not the whole man. The word "the" actually refers to the accusative (the head) rather than the genitive (which is in the original set of the dative). Confusing? I know, but that's the fault of the authors!

Finally a before-after comparison of the sentence:

WRONG: "He shooting the ball right in front the head from the drill and the falling down. "
CORRECT:" He shot the ball well against the head of the drilling craftsman, so the craftsmen the balance and lost from the scaffolding fell "


As can be seen from this example. can, writing is a funny report (I hope my reports are funny) not so easy. First, one should take care that the sentences are understandable.
It is often better not to write an amusing report, which is understandable as a confusing supposedly funny text, which thus destroys the punch lines.
(Pointe is what makes the joke funny)

course could you say, "But Tim, the two are in the ninth grade do not go as hard with them to court could you cause serious psychosomatic hypochondria..."
But then I ask you, why would imagine because of my criticism diseases.
because hypochondria is the conviction of suffering from a disease and the associated morbid interest in health and complaints.

It's still Saturday and I was forced to current events to write a report.
If anyone is seriously interested in a GOOD (!!!) Something-suckt page to create, it does.

(An Niggolai and Daniel: You can now be happy write very often in my Comments like shit but I was. I appreciate any sophisticated contribution that sends it to me)

a nice rest-weekend for all who know what is genitive, dative and accusative.

Wisconsin Dells Party

Nineteenth working

IF THIS SITE TO A CERTAIN NUMBER OF VISITORS REACHED 09/09/2006 I WILL DO INCREDIBLE THINGS.

1000 visitors: I go to the circus. With a free ticket!
1,500 people: I will one day just watch telenovelas.
(Among other things, storm of love, butterflies in the stomach and Love in Berlin)
2000 Beusucher: I am naked pictures of your Girlfriend or your friend for free on this page. Or of course you, too (under the condition that your appearance does not violate the Geneva Human Rights Convention)
3,500 visitors. I drink a non-alcoholic beer. Even if it is during the week.
5000 visitors: I shoot myself in the next 2 days and take it on a webcam.
5001 Visitors: I do not shoot. The previous visitor mark will be declared void.

ALSO, do you want to do this crazy stuff with me, sent this website to all friends and acquaintances.
Thanks for the support.


So, I was just after this introduce short call.
[This could be the way their advertising stand]

[here also]

Today was again a power-Friday, to German strength or power-Friday-Friday.

8.00 Clock - Accounting
Small Quätschchen with Conny. She was very very tired today. Jan, Connie and I are now but come back together. They only had one bad day. The excuse of course we could. Thus, we three are again a pair, that is rather a triplet, or how to do that then calls. (I guess you could say trio, triplet, but sounds better on)
Then came Siegrun. We call only Siggi. Is funny.
Siggi "Say Connie, have coffee you ever made? "
Connie took a long sip from her cup
Conny." No, I thought, Mr K. "
Siggi:" He's not there. Where does your coffee is "
Conny." From the pot in the kitchen. "
Siggi:" Oh, you like stale coffee like yesterday "
At that moment, Conny screwed up so her face was barely recognizable. .
Her face was ugly. It looked like a little girl who has just fallen into a puddle and start in 2 seconds to howl. Conny not crying. She is a strong woman.
She wondered why the coffee so funny tasted, "she said shortly after.
funny. rehashed Coffee from yesterday to be the best.

Then we met the driver Jürgen.
He welcomes us every day with the phrase "Well guys, all creamy?"
response we are. "Hi Jürgen, all frothy / sähmig / creamy / fluffy / liquid."
(So only one of the latter words) With Jürgen

we always load the pallets into the truck, which he then travels to the hospital. Unfortunately, today was
power Friday. So we had 2 pallets by hand to create down.
The mountain is quite steep. It happened the following story on this mountain.
Jan into a range submitted relatively early to go down.
The entire range had to intensive care.
He also transported the first day of chemotherapy on the pallet.
The boxes in which the Chemos, must not fall. Never. Is expensive and complicated to manufacture.
After about 50 minutes he arrived at the pharmacy. Panting. Dying.
I thought he would have already been killed, as long as he was gone.
told then he...... "Shit Boar wat ne The range was so heavy 50 boxes of 5 kg 250kg the steep hill down I could hardly keep belongings that was released, because the first 3 meters has slipped I. . full of panicked I could not control I am then bends down (serpentine.. down in the mountain curves, to regulate the speed of light. Not to be confused with turpentine, is something completely different)
There's the almost fainted. Such a shit I'll never come back. The range could have run over me. Then I would but .... Zack ... His legs .... it's really fast .... and then .... dead "

During this time, I naturally packed diligently on.
We were then even on time for loading the truck on. Jürgen waiting.
Jürgen might be a plum. He's always on the Clock . urges us. He'm so pressed for time.
If we are then ready to unload we talk it is usually ne-five minutes with him. But Jurgen has plenty of time pressure. Everything has to go fast.

We decided us to work quicker.
I took the wood pallets, Jan, the aluminum car.

IM3 occurred on the following matter.
I unloaded half a pallet with Indus ions.
sat on a chair, a sister to me down to sah.Ihren head in his hand.
I was ready to unload. There were many scissors packages.
I'm sick and had always been full.
sister: "Oh young man, you know that the packages do not come here get a room the next.." I thought I
rabbit. The stupid pig looked to me all the time and told me there when I was done.
Me: "I can not leave here today?"
sister: "No, that's not you're young. and strong. Unpack the in the room next door "
I took the package and threw it on the palette.
then threw me to the range in the other room. So I am perhaps excited.
I left the station.
In an abstract of I met a man
man: "You know that they can not lift ride with a truck."
Me: "Nope. . Do I still heard nothing from "
man:" That's a regulation military specifications "
I". I see. Then the men should spend a day without this elevator my work. Then think about who that again. "
(This is the once described Hostel lift. That's easy, centralized located. The main elevator in the hospital)
man: "Then I'll ask my colleagues to align the administration."
Ui, so I gave myself so the right business partner chosen.
Well, I'm Zivi and me not be as dead run for the Generals from the administration. Since exlodieren so I was already almost there. I did not explode though. That would be too great a mess now.

the end of the day we played a game with Dr. Incredib.
We were allowed to ask 10 questions. If we were to guess what he has food in his drawer, we can keep it.
question - "Dr. Incredibs answer
first Is it fruit? -> "No."
second Is it sweet? -> Ehm, yes, no, yes ... you can not say so. "
third It breaks when you press on it? (What ne stupid question!) -> "No, what 's a stupid question."
4) Is it wine gum? -> "No."
5) Let the little children? -> "Not all."
6) were pleased when the mother brings home? -> He made a deliberative motion with his hand and said: "Some happy, others not."
7th) Is it chocolate? -> "No."
8th) Is there licorice? -> "No, something like that.."

Because of the few remaining issues, said in January from us.
Me: " It is determined by what Sallos. "
Jan:" It may be "
I". We have to ask Dr. Short. .. It's all about what "
Jan:." Okay, ask for Sallos?

9) Is it from the company Sallos -> "No"
10) There is something about Harbibo
The answer? was devastating -> "NO.

Then he took the bag. There were kittens from Katjes.

Me: "But Dr. This is licorice."
Dr. Incredib ". Nee licorice and kittens are very different."
Me: "But Dr. cheat because it now though."
Dr. Incredib: "So, I'm the boss and I make the rules."
Me: "We have therefore never can win "
Dr. Incredib:" Of course not.. I think they verozocke here my licorice. Tztztz. Ridiculous. "

We walked a short time later to go home. We took the car from the Jan's mother, as they say in the Ruhr.
On the way home much me in the wind fluttering piece of paper under the windshield wipers on.
I brought him in at a stop sign
Jan has morning parked on a sidewalk He was not allowed
time to determinate... 15.37 clock
When we sat in the car cost 15.50 clock
13 minutes to Jan now first 15 € be.

But well, it's the weekend.
That's it for now until Monday.

Many Minutes Do We Gain Each Day

Today was again the so-called loose Thursday.
Actually ....
But apparently some thought a few ladies from our pharmacy, we have some more to work.
Since there are first, the wife M. This always calls throughout the pharmacy "Ziiiiviiiiiis" or "Juuuuuungs. To vomit. shit for every call us.
Ziiiiiviiis makes me even clean the bottom.

So we could run several times today to the hospital to take away individual packages.
The best: the stations even know nothing of the packages and woolen not accept
Even better: Mrs. M. stresses the importance of supplies always with a "very important." All they give us is important. Today
pointed us out that we should always take the boxes that lie above.
Okaaaay, we have previously taken the course, ALWAYS boxes from all the way down.
How stupid keeps us really.
The worst thing is that it is serious.

These are moments when you as you think: community service sucks!

Oh yes, yesterday, yes Mrs. S. made a mistake that had to pay for January
(pack 30 cartons infusions fürn ass)
Mrs. S. highlight of the day: "You must also turn on your brain once it was your fault you're stupid That was your mistake yesterday on each case...." Of course, immediately attacked in January
their grammatical inability to, which often happens with her.
"It says` In any case ', with n, not m. "

The error on all the time was debated, but clearly in the data collection and so we have nothing to do with security.
But we must say yes nothing. Otherwise there will be trouble in the pharmacy. So swallow down and be silent.

Right after came a Humpelfrau. Which is always drunk and limping through the halls and flips out of sheer drunken almost. She has never talked with us. Actually, she has now spoken only about us. Quasi blasphemed, but we were wrong.
"The new Zivis have been the indolence of the old Cos appropriated."
I had this stupid Cow and almost made it cut. In the face and stuff. Full strength.
But I did not.
think what the really who they are? Think because they are old and wrinkled to have to hit the big shit.

Then we talked to the boss.
He told us that he had already eaten this morning, an apple, a banana and a nectarine. He
am but only to 6.30. But was already at work at 7:30.
(Dr. Incredib bald by the way)
Me: "Oh, yes, you do not make the hair in the morning."
He even laughed.
the joke I then used again later, when Jan and I myself surgical caps (these damn cool green sterile Dinger worried).
I ". Here Jan, a hat for you, Dr. Incredib Oh, they also want a crap, so they need no?."
I am a rogue. Fortunately, the boss has
humor. At least until now.
(It is called the way "at least" and not "at least". There are the words "at least" and "at least" that can be sometimes used synonymously. Mixing should they not. Such word crosses it more often and are PROHIBITED. Then are sensitive (sensitive means hard in this case) penalties.)

Today I also proposed an employee but before I was to write my experiences of the day in a diary. I could also provide the yes on a website online.
I think that's a good idea. I think I'll do something again. Let's see whether someone is reading.

Lunch:
I poo, chicken fricassee. (Double s, double e. Looks weird, I know)
well Not like at Grandma's, but it was acceptable.
January ate mashed potatoes.
A puree was originally a porridge of pulses. Interesting, is not it? My
eat was good. Jans I think so. At least he has not broken down on the table, like yesterday.

the afternoon we had some bottles of abglaufene sonem pour stuff away. The gestuuuunken.Da
have allowed the Cos again do the dirty work.
But not like this. We will revolutionize the store yet.
Today we cut through by accident, the brake hoses from the evil people. The clamp has durchgeknippst the tubes as their own.

morning is one of very few people skills in the holidays.
And who now makes her work?
unkompetenteste The person in the entire pharmacy, maybe even the whole world.
It is exactly the person that always "Ziiiiviiiis" calls. Worse
would not be able to come.

Arrrrgh until tomorrow.

Sleeping Lot Citalopram

Seventeenth, Eighteenth working working working

Today is the so-called terrorist civilian comeback day.
January turned once again. All
began at about 10 clock.
I was driving, as Jan grabbed 30 cartons infusions a 5 kg on a pallet.
I came back and Jan took a mug already left the suspect nothing good.
Jan: "I have the whole shit here for free The woman grabbed the page has incorrectly stated the 3 boxes and not 30.."
Jan was always smelly. When, also said Mrs. S. "Well, Jan, because we both have probably made a mistake. As have found two stupid." you could see Jan's sparkle in his eyes.
Zivi The terror is back. This
diablo grin, 100% set to hate.
The evil Jan back. Now, all dress warmly.

The NR2 was our second highlight.
We arrived at the nurses' station. This was just a meeting.
Sister 1: "Is this a train station?"
Me: "No, that is the nurses' station."
We ran a few times in and out. Infusions brought into the room.
sister 2: "So, so slowly but it is enough."
sister 3. This does not need it real "
I was the last straw. Yes, it was time. Actually, I'm left sooner.
Normally, the kiss my ass, but when 3 unfriendly, fucked up, dirt, shit sisters, they were my Etepetete, then place the collar to me.
yes I also have no desire to run there constantly in and out. This can
as from today do it yourself.
I cursed as I unloaded my boxes.
As I stood at the door, I was talking with a visitor.
This was foul accurate, because the sisters were so unfriendly.
visitors: "This is a monkey house here."
I "know what s here are really very few who are not stupid?."
visitors: "People are sometimes really rude."
Then he showed a bird and said: ". Düdelüdelü beep beep beep."
Finally, he made a windshield wiper, said "all crazy". Then I went
.
In the elevator I hit a few times against the walls. I was to 180
Then we wanted to go eat.

Vorsichsthalber we called in the pharmacy.
Dr. Incredib: "Where are you We're trying to reach to 45 minutes to you."
Me: "Then our Pieper is apparently broken."
Dr. Incredib: "Then comes your time high."
course there were no trouble. Was not our fault. But how can it please go so fucking primitive thing broken.
Oh yes. I am one, two, dropped ten times. Hmm, could be the reason.
I say: Yes.

Then we took drugs.
January to roll out board with 8 boxes.
Such a car has a height of 150cm, approximately.
At one point, which is characterized by poor soil quality overturned, the Venture forward.
January cursed. He was vehemently against the boxes.
Excited about it on the quality of the roads is so bad and we still have to do our work.
"Every day, thousands of dollars are thrown out of the hospital window. The time to get ready with the money the paths and roads." he shouted as he kicked the boxes even more energetically.

People looked funny.
"Is this terrorism Zivi" said a grandmother.

Then we played a tiny string.
exchanged in a nurses' station, we on a magnet board the magnetic pins that show the layers. This has
sister Gerda now another layer.
sister Julia has no more film this week.
Funny, right?

At the end of the day we thought about introducing a new ritual.
The last stop which is supplied on a day that must give us candy.
sister Motuba (originally from the Congo), we believed, and each gave a Raffaello. When she looked away, we stole each other 2 per person. Hehehe.

Lunch:
Indian rice dish
There were apricots and raisins in it. Bah bah bah bah bah.Das was not very tasty.
January ate chicken leg.
He did it on the old-school way.
He threw the bone behind it, belched loudly, and called for more clubs.
Jaja, our terror Zivi.
I had indeed already miss him.

Our new setting (also mine):
confrontation
100% 0% 0% tolerance
respect

tomorrow!

Swimming And Underactive Thyroid

Only 131 days until the end.

I could of course is some information on 22 August give.
have I now, however, did not want to. And because I am the author and do not feel like there was on it I will not machen.Da you, dear reader, absolutely nothing to do. Instead, I
write something about the climate in my room.
In my room, the temperature at 1.40 m height 23.2 ° C.
height of 40cm, however, only 22.4 ° C. Ocm in height, the temperature is 22.3 ° C.
This temperature curve is a parabola of the form x ² + 22.3 * 0.625 = f (x).
A parabola looks like ne satellite dish. Actually looks like from a satellite dish ne ne parabola. Parables are about 12 years older than satellite dishes (approximate time)
Extrapolating the temperature curve at once, it is clear that would be 4 meters in height, a temperature of 32.3 ° C.
Fierce, right?
My room is just over 2.30 high, containing as high as a normal room. So is the rubbish with the 4m height. Would be even better if I am on the ceiling would be 30 ° C.

, enough geschwafelt. Now we come to day business.

What's happened to us today?

We have a new trick.
We go to the stations provide the stuff off and leave us with "Have a nice weekend. The joke is that today is Tuesday. So still not a weekend. Most
answer then: "Ahh, you also have a nice weekend."
Then we laugh at the sisters and say that was only Tuesday. This is very funny.
Harharhar.
When we were in an elevator, we told the grandmother of our pranks.
She said that we were very shrewd, after which we thanked us.
Grandma: "But you are very shrewd." We
: "Thanks."
As we left the elevator I said "Have a nice weekend."
Grandma ". Daaanke great week .... bastards."
then struck me on the arm.
attack on a civil servant.
§ 5 of the civilian justice: A grandma can not beat a civil servant.
2 years on probation. Grandma had
Well, bad luck. Later, we waited

on an elevator.
We stood there as the first with a pallet.
The elevator did not come. Only one worked. The other was defective. If I write this one does it include so that the other is faulty, if you know that it is 2 or more lifts. I would have not need to write (that is, one defective is), as the attentive reader knows that we always go with the double elevators.
Later came a nurse with a bed.
We waited and waited and waited ....
Jan and I decided to go.
We were just past the keeper, then came the elevator.
Pfleger: "Well guys, bad luck."
January remained calm relative. He smiled slightly. One would also hate to read.
Or was the diabolical smile of the devil, just before his rock hard rod ... we have this
I thought only: "wanker"
came Strangely, in this moment the word "wanker!" out of my mouth. Since I wanted
think the word only, but it said. Darn.
The nurse looked crazy.
Me: "And now?"
The nurse went into the elevator.
Loser!

was a while later, another nurse, who did not come with a bed in the elevator on the way to the elevator. Confusing.
I helped the nurses.
He said: "Thank you The one hand washes the other.."
The door was: "Wow, what helps me because when I wash the dirty fucking his hand, is much cleaner if I do not know is worth it.."
The door opened: "The gehööört I have."
all laughed. The whole hospital was laughing. Hach how refreshing.


At 2 clock we were again in an elevator. We were now apparently on the road only in elevators.
We were on foot. I mean before we entered the elevator.
At this time we were just described, of course, to lift and not on foot.
It was a lot of space in said elevator. Place, for example, for a bed.
The door opened. The wanker-keeper stood outside.
Pfleger: ". May I clean I have the same closing time and get my bus not otherwise."
Jan: "Well boy, bad luck."
Then I pressed the door-close button, and we left the floor on which stood a swearing nurse.
Oh, life is beautiful. One hand washes the other.

And there is beautiful again this king-Bauer's history. can
If you need help you really only count on those who sit in the same boat.

Wait a minute. In the same boat. It is sitting in a boat, not in a boat that looks only pretending.
Mnemonic: Two men drive the same car and fuck the same woman.
other way would only work if the woman had an identical twin sister and the men shared a car.

Solangsam we have out who you should create a good relationship.
etched and sisters are not included. Since they're out of luck.

And now for the most serious grammatical mistakes of the day.
sister: "You can make me afterwards. If you still see me. "
Because you can say nothing more, I think.

Today we have the way, the Ex-Cos David and Christopher attended, only to reappear in my report.
They also wanted to show us what We do everything wrong and what they can do better. We have of course rejected by the ingratitude.

because we are the new top dogs.
have for the next few months, we are always right, WE have the most foreboding and ... now WE There is no me a third point.
matter.

tomorrow.

He Great American Buckle Co.

Sixteenth Fifteenth Fourteenth working

Today there have duplicate information for you.
First, you learn something about the number 15 as well as about 21 August.
WOW! UNBELIEVABLE! , You will say.
But no, it is!

Fünzehn is a triangular number and the smallest pseudo-prime.
15 is the atomic number of phosphorus.
(Apparently, the Fifteen very unspectacular. What a sh * number)

On 21 August remain precisely 138 days until the end of the year.
It passed many important and unimportant things that day. On 21
August defeated Frederick the Great is twice as large Austrian army (YEES!!), The Mayflower left her home port (the Mayflower sailed to America to colonize the land) and a lot in China a sack of rice to.
In Germany passed the law to prevent the misuse of value-added service numbers.
(by the way laws are always adopted. This does not mean it then they are gone, but they come into effect. People say in Parliament "Tüss" to the law and the people say "Hello", in most cases, however, "Piss off" to the law. Yes, yes, it is)

There were also many famous people born and of course there are some died. Born
include: Anathoon eel (norweg. Phil.), Edna Ferber (. U.S. - Writings) and Andrei
Phillipowitsch Pashchenko (Russian composer)

About Jordan went to: Shapur III (Persian king), Victor Tsoi (Russian rock singer) and many others with funny names.

now to the actual topic.
What happened today at work?
Mhhm. Think we'll see.

morning, just before night:
A colleague with Polish accent came back from vacation.
woman: "Hi, I'm Frrrau ...." (Forgot name)
Me: "Hi, I'm Tim."
wife: "Kerrrrrstin?"
Me: "No, Tim."
wife: "Krrrristin."
I ". NEEEEIN TIM!"
wife? "Huh ????"
Jan: "I'm Jan."
wife: "Ahhh, Jan, is the short name einfach.Kurz.."

noon on the INTER1
We came with a palette and a Aluwag on the station.
Jan: ". Booar you have ordered a lot but that's all for you.."
sister: "NO Can not be!".
Jan: "Just kidding."
sister: "You mean even if you were pranksters, right?"
Jan: "Mhhmz."
(unlike in the past is Jan not to total confrontation. That was not good for his heart as he was so excited. Jan has namely heart. Jan has also back, and thyroid. Armer Jan.)

We made a little trick, you might say well, we fucked the sister, who slowly become evil was. Then we found a common theme.
Me: "But one has to say, the people seem to pack the pallets so not all the marbles have to say I just... Bescheueeeert"

(Grabbing the way things myself, so Jan and I)

sister. "Yes, we hear only bad things about all the"
Jan: "They are so stupid sometimes so packed the shit because you can pack on his head..."
sister: "Idiots!"
Me: "And we have to pay for the workers are so cheap
sister.." But this is always the case. Some shit and make the others suffer under it. "
We went and were able to laugh at our just Sun hide. This woman has joined just about our work with us and excited us as "idiot". Very nice. Very, very nice.

were Sometime later, Jan and I in front of a lift.
Out of nowhere, "said Jan:" You're a fucking pirate. "
Me: "You're a fucking pirate."
Jan: "You're a fucking pirate."
Me: "You're a fucking pirate."
Jan: "You're a fucking pirate."

The elevator door opened. A man was in it. "Technical service" stand on his name tag. So this is not his name. His name I forgot. "Technical service" is so to speak, his rank, if one could call that a rank.

Me: ".. Here, the Jan, who is a fucking pirate the software can display it makes the time!"
man: "I do not care."
Jan: "The Tim is a fucking pirate."
I "! Neiens That is not this Jan here, which is a software pirate.."
man: "That's me something of a shit what you are."
Jan: "What is there in the boxes?"
Me: "Are you Certain computers and software pirate."
Jan: "You are a pirate!"
man: "You are stupid."
He left the elevator

Then we have today said a box worth 800 € "lost".
have got mild bollocking. We then gave out as Klaus Uwe and if someone wants to complain.

We have the package not get lost. 3-2 -1 Mine! look out ebay under "P16 antibodies. Busy bidding!

Lunch:
smoked meat with potatoes.
Well, well, well, mhm, brzbrtz, I know so was non, non soooo great, no matter
: digests and ticked off, or fäkalisiert

Speaking feces
Jan and I were now in the sewage area.
Why is there such a thing? You could call the space but also "magic room" or "fragrance-space".
But the name alone is bad enough.
situation
Neurology 3
sister: "No, that goes here is not coming into the (outside thundered and blizte it violently, the voice of the sister was lower, their hair stood on end, from somewhere came a strong wind) F. Ä KALI - RAU M. "
Jan: "Ugh."
Tim: "Ugh."
stood in the room a container.
Jan: "What is dadrin?"
sister: "Ehmm, feces ..."
Jan: "Ui, I thought this would be a refrigerator."
Then the nurse would tell us how the feces come into it but we have the conversation stopped.
about such matters, the Sister with the Cos talk grandma to clean or whatever.

Oh, nochwas.
Due to our strict religiosity Jan and I want an 11th Bid launch.
"You shall love your wife can walk around naked."
All in favor please write "But" in the comments.
Any opposed please write a text message with "fire" at the 112th

Thanks and see you tomorrow.

Great American Buckle Company

Thirteenth working days

Jaja, the fourteenth day.
On a scale of one to 10 (if 10 is good, and 1 stupid) is 14 Working ne 7, one probably. ne even 8 if he exerts himself.
The fourteenth day is a little bit better than the thirteenth of work, but not nearly as good as the twelfth Day, twice as good as the fifth day, but only a touch lower than the second day.

It happened again COURSE incredible things. ("Almost" is added to the list of stupidest German words)

had relatively early taken away I have a cart with boxes.
very shaky affair.
Fortunately, cost the packages on the car only a few thousand euros.
fall down if they would, I would be dead would be dishonorably discharged from the civil service and then would my dead body on ropes behind cars towed. (Corpse desecration is called)
I dropped nothing. Otherwise I would not even here and would just write. Thus
knew her already as I first "dead" written, that I have nothing left to fall did, because then I'd be dead now and not hier.Ihr foxes.

On the bumpy mountain then Harry came to me for help. He is the garbage man. Very nice
. Without him I would now dead Thus, Harry (English pronunciation, he's colored "saved my life.

was I after some time in the vascular surgical outpatient clinic at.
I had stupidly forgotten to be countersigned by a delivery note from the boss.
would come off the boxes could that I piss on my legs and say I would have it messy, but not with me I
.. "Hi, I'm not a failure since made. I forgot to have the countersignature of the delivery note from the boss. Can you confirm the receipt, so that afterwards I said that would not messy or something. This is indeed here to a few thousand € "
sister." Something like this I know not, "I
". Yeah, it's a AUSNAHME.War also my Fehler.Kommt also no longer When I am not countersign, I need to take it back and they can wait until Monday on it "
sister:".. I have to go clarify "
After a few minutes she came back
sister." No, we do nich "
I. "Where is the problem that they sign it. I go here, but no chances, . For their stupid package
sister: "Okay, but then I look in the packages" I
". Klar.Von Everything from me."
sister: "But something has never happened here," I
.: "I try again. So, I have the packages picked up, although they had not yet taken away should be. So I would not have run up again, I ask them if they stand against this so that it applies here as having arrived. It's all about a few thousand euros. So, I'm off now. Thanks for the signature. "

lunch then we brought some things to inter2.
morning we had a lot to the inter2 many delivery notes. Instead, the 4th had a delivery notes.
We put everything before the nurses' station.
Then came an excited sister running. Threw the mountain around and shouted: "We do not need to be able to take it all We have not ordered..."
Jan: "Yeah, sure they have ordered the delivery notes are indeed arrived at the pharmacy.."
sister. "Noooo I do not take aaaan !!!!"
Me: "Why do they order the shit first and then we can again carry off."
sister, "Can I yes for nothing if you do not get their act together."
Me: "bitch." In
I really did not say. I have it but thought. That's something like that.

In an elevator, we met a sister to a tray of food wore.
We asked her if she could bring a carton.
sister: "No, that's too difficult you're two, I'm alone.."
Me: "Yes, just so she could take it."
The nurse looked confused.
sister. "I take nothing with which you can take This is your job.."
The elevator stopped at their station
Jan: "Take the box with now, or not?"
sister: "Watch out my dear Very very careful now."
We laughed out loud.

gave us a nurse in the surgical anesthetic.
100 times stronger than morphine. Uiuiui.
A returns.
sister with Filipino accent: "if not leave. "
Jan:" Can we eat "
sister:" Do not drop. Expensive "
Jan:". But we can eat? "
sister," do not eat. Do not drop it "
Jan:." Can we eat now or not. "
sister," her make me wahnsinni "
We like this very sister who is always really nice, friendly and fun for everyone to have
..
Then we created a Dejavu.ABSICHTLICH
In Intesivstations surgery we took away some blue boxes arrived in a minute, back because we had forgotten or ne Box
first time at the station..
January and I entered the field and sang "Genghis Kahn" of Genghis Kahn.
We went to the nurse and said "Good Morgeeeen.
Did the box off and asked where the box was empty.
"The empty box is in the hall."


We noticed our mistake and decided to repeat the act of precisely the same way.

second Time at the station for about a minute later:
Jan and I entered the field and sang "Genghis Kahn" of Genghis Kahn.
We went to the nurse and said "Good Morgeeeen.
Did the box off and asked where the box was empty.
"Huh. You were just schonmal here. Or I have a Dejavu."
We laughed, it was also funny. We are real hooligans.


And now the list of people who U.S. suffer can not even hate the U.S. vieleilcht:
1) doctor in the Derma-OP -> Jan argued with him about a conversation with Jan's sister (Day 5)
2) sister in the Regional Hospital -> allegedly waited a week to sell their product (day 13)
3) sister in NR1 -> supposedly were the blue boxes already 4 days there (day 13)
4) man came towards us - 'we said that all assholes get ne crown (day 13)
5) sister in vascular Amb -> problem with the counter-Draw (Day 14)
6) sister in the elevator -> card problem (day 14)
7th ) sister to INT2 -> allegedly improper delivery (day 14)

So far, we create really good foundation for our nine-month working time.
Juchuhhh.

Then we allowed our little joke.

We had a return of the 4th of Internal Medicine
Those were expired olfactory and gustatory Sticks Sticks.
are thus tested the abilities of the smell and taste.
The sticks were passed.
We wrote on the box
"open only to persons of Level 3. Prof. Dr. blah"
We came to the pharmacy and delivered it with the note that it is ONLY open to people of the competence level 3.
No one knew exactly what they want.
After a minute, we solved the riddle, as a huge laugh from our Mouths gushed. None
laughed, but us. That was good.

Then it was time for a little concert. January sang several international hits.
From Mariah Carrey, Whitney Houston to Celine Dion over.
His voice went into Mark. The tears flowed for some employees. He even met the high C, which caused a marked enthusiasm.
Jan has received a classical opera training of female voices and could thus have often heal psychic wounds through his singing. There is a God-given gift which he uses for the benefit of the people.
thanks to Jan!

nice weekend