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send the page to your 15 friends and your dearest wish come true.
Send the page is blue to 20 of your friends and your ICQ flower.
(Yeah, it turns blue!)
send the page to 25 of your friends and your genitals (Donnerlunte, lout, phallus .... you know what you mean - Knick Knack) is as large as you want.
(ONLY if you're a guy. If it does not just grow your breasts, or your brain ... buuuuh, shit Tim, shame)
If you send this page is not on, you will visit the disaster.
Your friend / in is ill with syphilis and the internet is irrevocably deleted from your computer.
! Yes the internet is DELETED!
ALSO
Use your chance and get down to the Internet.
now to this day:
Today we drove the Al-cart racing.
downhill. With
relegate, shoving and other unfair means. A winner could not
be determined. Unofficially, a certain Tim was determined to be winners, but you can not say more accurate. At the moment I do not know how to describe this race you better. I still try again.
buzz buzz, bang, bääng, boom, squeak, brfztzg, buzz
Get it?
Today, unfortunately, little happened. Therefore, I would imagine the two characters rumlungern at the hospital.
There are two one-euro jobs, caring for the shrubs and the lawn. More or less.
Actually, the two just stand around all day.
The woman looks at her phone and the guy staring at the woman.
, woman, I hear all the time woman. THIS is not a woman. This is a monster or something.
type description of the woman / monster: small, rounded body bare, shaved hair, the forehead is a strand of bleached hair, goggle eyes. The
just looks to shoot. A face like the night: not so black, but so ugly.
Type Description Type: relatively large, ugly, glasses, thin, white, funny
The two are really awesome.
YOU ARE GERMANY
Lunch: Pasta with Bolognese Sauce
The noodles were soft butter, but in a negative sense. The sauce was watery
, but in a negative sense.
The grated cheese was disgusting, but in a negative sense. In the large
and all the food was bad today.
I was not too happy. 5 +. Eating the worst there ever was.
I repeat: that there was jeeeemals.
And we eat there already for 21 days!
Today we have one referee for Jan's and my disagreement discovered.
Dr. Incredib
it is not, but a computer.
So we helped the Internet today, the exact conversion from week to learn to PS (1.34) and that the old Formula One points system (10 6 4 3 2 1) and new (10 8 6 5 4 3 2 1 ) is. Then we
argued about who has the biggest brain. The Internet
said Dr. Incredib.
The size of the brain is but not proportional to the IQ (The word proportional I will not explain)
The brain of a sperm whale is 6 times as large as the human brain. DasPottwal brain is at least twice as large as Dr. Incredibs brain.
Who has the highest IQ? The Internet
said Dr. Incredib
Every question we asked was from the Internet, "Dr. Incredib" answered.
We began to suspect that the head of the Internet manipulated in order to present themselves in a better light. He is so awesome.
Long Live Dr. Incredib,
until tomorrow.
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